Lindsay Lohan is helpful

August 6, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

This mysterious strangers’ identity was once thought to be an unsolvable mystery, but it turns out it’s Lindsay Lohan.  She probably thought she was hiding but in reality she looks way better like this.  She should cover her alligator skin and dumb blond hair as much as possible, and just draw the viewers eyes to her big tits and tight little ass.

Before going out, Lindsay should try on different skin tight tops, all with no bra.  If her hands turn purple after about 3 minutes, that’s good, that’s the shirt to wear.  And keep doing the thing where she covers her eyes, that way I don’t have to be discreet while I stare at her tits.

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