08.24.2009 Miami looks fun

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Actress Carla Velli is kind of like the Scarlett Johansson of Italy, and I have no idea if that’s true or not but people are always saying dumb shit like that so it might be true, and if we all just kind of agree that she is or at least might be the Scarlett Johansson of Italy and then drop it, then it sort of becomes relevant to this page and we can sit back and leer at the pictures of her topless yesterday in Miami. I know which one I’m doin. Join me, won’t you?

(hq jump here. 10 more, the good ones, here. source = splash news online)


(136) Comments

  1. TheOverrated 08/24/2009 16:35

    thats what im talking about! id hit that after she shit, didnt wipe and on her period. i dont care, shes hot. viagra

    http://theoverrated.com/

  2. Perdogg 08/24/2009 16:35

    fist!

  3. Rokan 08/24/2009 16:36

    Well, this is an improvement.

    My guess is that she has no ‘roids.

  4. pepper 08/24/2009 16:37

    Thank you Brend*n!

  5. CodPiece 08/24/2009 16:38

    Well this place just got a helluva lot better …

  6. pepper 08/24/2009 16:39

    on pic seven, anyone notice where the north star is?
    I see the panhandle……

  7. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 08/24/2009 16:39

    I’d like to be the penis of her vagina, or in her vagina. Or something like that. Ok I just want to bang this broad, who cares about analogies.

  8. leftnutofjesus 08/24/2009 16:40

    her titties point away from each other,

    one looks down, the other looks left.

    like negroes about to break into a car.

  9. CodPiece 08/24/2009 16:41

    2nd row, pic 6 … WE’VE GOT WONK!!!!!

  10. Jean-Claude Van Douche 08/24/2009 16:42

    I’d ram her snatch like a horny bartender making a mojito at the gayest club north of Havana.

  11. TheOverrated 08/24/2009 16:42

    damn her tits are perfect. not sure if they are enough to be motorboated, still fun thou

  12. Sono 08/24/2009 16:45

    Fuck Scarlett Johansson and anyone else that doesn’t have a great set of tits like those.

  13. SsnakeOil 08/24/2009 16:45

    I find her somewhat appealing.

    In a sexual way.

  14. dirtydiane 08/24/2009 16:46

    look at the funbags on that hosehound!

  15. SCUM 08/24/2009 16:49

    I know it’s only rack n roll but I like it.

  16. DB's Treasure 08/24/2009 16:53

    Some say loooooooove it is a riveeeeeeer

  17. crucial 08/24/2009 16:54

    Nips are totally rearranged. They have that cut out and sewed back on look

  18. The Fried Man 08/24/2009 16:56

    Holy Schnikees!!!

  19. Sensei John Kreese 08/24/2009 16:58

    I mean, I’ve been to many beaches in my life. Nice ones, normal ones, exclusive pools, etc.

    Why the fuck don’t I ever see things like this?

  20. TheOverrated 08/24/2009 16:59

    @sensei

    miami beach is a topless beach. girls walk around topless all the time, ive been many times, pitched many tents there too lol

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