This seems incredibly hard to believe, but a London tabloid, and not even one of the good ones, is claiming that Michael Jackson was quietly buried this weekend at Forrest Lawn in the Hollywood Hills, and it all happened with no press and no media. How could the Jackson family all descend on a graveyard without the media knowing? Easy. They didn’t.
The King of Pop was quietly buried at the Forest Lawn Cemetery without a even a small ceremony and not a fan in sight.
And last night it emerged his family are so worried his army of followers will descend on the grave they have gone to extraordinary lengths to keep the exact location secret.
A cemetery source said: “Michael has already been laid to rest, but other than the Jackson family and the management at Forest Lawn, no one knows the exact spot.”
It’s believed Jacko was laid to rest without a service because his family were satisfied with a ceremony for them and friends on the morning of his huge Los Angeles memorial concert.
It’s hard to believe the Jackson family would do something with quiet dignity, but very easy to believe that they would drop Michael into an unmarked grave if they couldn’t wring another dime out of him, so this story is tough to judge. I doubt it’s true. If anything they wouldn’t have buried him at all. Burlap sacks aren’t free, you know. At the very least they would sell him to some crooked Chinese dog food company.
TOUCHING UPDATE - entertainment tonight is now confirming this.
I search all over Facebook and myspace,here’s what I have on this other FAGGOT aka ROKAN. I am not the sharpest pencil in the box,let’s see. Ro Kan ( he confirmed he’s real name is Roman,so there’s that part.His last name starts with Kan,now let’s really think hard on this or not ! hehe. There is one or two guys name Roman Kanka on Facebook,then I check out myspace (note:” FECAL PHIL”is on myspace,because by now they are BUTT-BUDDIES”)I type in the name Rokan,the page took me to this Ass-loving fag on myspace name Rokan lover 17 yrs old who happens to be from Chicago too ,just like this Rokan on WWWTDD everyday he brags about being from Chicago. Now my question is,WHAT’S THE FUCKING CHANCE IN HELL, THAT THIS COCK-RIDING QUEEN is the same fucking “FECAL PHIL” loving Fucktard on myspace? Hey…you fucking cum hungry queens check out Rokanlover.aka Abel Rogel.
http://www.myspace.com/homer0986
female zombie?
It wouldn’t surprise me if these batshit whacko MJ fans knew where he was buried they’d dig him up and tear his corpse apart.
the cockguzzlingly gayest terracotta soldier that i’ve ever seen.
Calling bullshit. Everyone knows the jacksons do everything for profit
They should do something classy like put his gold coffin in orbit around the earth or sink it next to the U.S.S. Arizona at Pearl Harbor. I mean, this is Michael Jackson here.
No way. Agree with him or not, Zombie’s a good speller, usually funny, and makes fucking sense.
This shit is just garbage.
or send him to space in that giant fat kid dr. evil lifted off in.
that’d be fitting. a giant fat boy, with the corpse in his pants, lifting off to orbit.
I like the idea about putting his coffin in orbit around the earth, BSDC. Shit, that’s an awesome idea!
what about joes record label?
the jacksons could chop him up and serve him with a loaf of sandwich bread and barbecue sauce and i could not possibly care any less about it.
no one cares about the dead kiddy toucher any more!
Zombie also has a better car and facial hair!
Morning everyone! I hope it was a pleasurable weekend. Glad we are starting the weekend with a MJ story.
Who’s the statue of in the banner pic? It certainly doesn’t look like MJ. Check out the arms!
*week, sorry.
Who’s the hottie with the bangs? Shiny hair….
Thats not Zombie, its just some old, raddled, syphilitic, transexual, thai whore.
“THE SAIGON WHORE THAT BIT MY NOSE OFF!!!”
Watt, I’m sorry, man, but the girl in your avi is not pretty at all. Sure, she’s got big tits, but tits aren’t everything.
::ducks::
DtF, she looks asian. I am not into asians. But their jet black hair usually shines…