I HATE YOU - Even though everyone knew it was going to suck, “G.I. Joe” made over $100M this weekend. If there was any doubt before, this is undeniable proof that people in this world are mostly stupid. (source = variety)
DANE COOK - got boo’d at the Teen Choice Awards after he said to Vanessa Hudgens, “Girl you got to keep your clothes on!” It wasn’t clear if the crowd was supporting Vanessa, or if even little kids have figured out that screaming the set-up line and then moving on is not the same thing as telling an actual joke. (source = radar)
MASCHA VANG - is a Dutch model who wore a bikini to the beach in LA this weekend, and that’s more than enough to get on Tyler. She’s also apparently a “sex expert”, though I have no idea what that might mean in this case. When guys are sex experts, it usually means they’re clinical psychologists. Girl sex experts are usually just sluts with a bunch of piercings who wanted to be on TV. (hq jump here. source = fame)
Nude shots or not…..
…I still prefer Shar-pay to Gabriella
Though the phone-shots do make the HSM movies much more watchable……
Unlike most of you posters….
…I like fucking females…..and I steer toward humans….
I prefer beach shots that have naked chicks…..
(FYI….)
This is like “time-lapse” photography…..or at least “age-progression”…..
http://www.voyeurweb.com/contris/WhatISaw/ws200908/20090805-112895/index.html
Is Mischa Vang in Dutch mean Me Sucka Wang in English?
I hope so…
duckDICKlickmydick says:mylene, you should stop acting so tuff behind your keyboard. It’s fucking weak and it’s punk. If you have problems with people on the internet and you’re willing to be a complete looser, wasting your time stalking them on myspace, you should at least grow a set, have a little pride in yourself and have the courage to email them directly. What you are doing may entertain yourself, but to EVERYONE else you just look like a little scared punk, WEAK, frail, insecure, jealous, and prolly depressed piece of pussy shit. Do you have the courage to post one of your social networking sites up here so people can look at it and judge you? no you don’t because A) you have no need for a social networking site account because you simply do not have any friends, and B) you are a weak, insecure, jealous little fuck and you simply do not have the courage to be judged by others and put into a position where you can not respond to their attacks. If you ran your fucking mouth IRL like you do on this site, I ASSURE you, your jaw would be broke in 2 minutes. Shut the fuck up now, and think about how pathetic your life is, that you resort to flexing your muscles behind a keyboard to random strangers you have never met. Remember to cut up and down, not across. Across is just a cry for attention, cutting up and down, and deep to i might add, shows us you mean business.
oh look mylene can still cut and paste.
“OH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD FOR YOOOOOOOOOU!”
Is this going to be “blue cunt Monday” from now on?
Mascha Vang is Danish !
Obs - I am moderately tired of trying to chisel laughs out of this site anymore and the fact that there is absolutely no real moderation is not helping to keep my mind off of MRPD’s unfunny, non-tit showing, idiocy.
Dick duck mcGEEK,I been reading on your post from way back,you stupid queer.You pride yourself as JIZZ-HUNGRY loving queen.Don’t tell me,you are ashamed of being english are you? I fucking dare you say it. Go on.Fucking double dare you retard!
COME ON FUCKING ENGLISH HOMOS! you know you can;t freely hate your queen,because you don’t have the same freedom of speech in the UK,so you come on this site.
JCVD, you make a good point, the tit quota here has fallen tremendously. where we once had tits, we now just get a barrage of bikini pics.
Mascha Vang sounds like a 60’s sci-fi movie villian.
I believe frk.keller may be correct ….the big juicy tits are always a give-away…….
…what ever happened to the dutch guy who posted here …..he could verify if there are many Dutch broads with decent tits….
Mylene, what makes you think I’m English?
<—Queen Elizabeth’s vagina.after DICKduckMCcock,left the palace last night.
mascha vang sounds like a vagina monologues gang name.
DDM - I believe that is mostly due to the fact that the blog is part of a network of stupidity and they have certain standards and practices…on the internet…excuse me while I go laugh on the toilet to avoid wetting myself.
JVCD….
…careful what you wish for or Doc/Paleo will return from the
Mylene/Beppodead…