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August 10, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

I HATE YOU – Even though everyone knew it was going to suck, “G.I. Joe” made over $100M this weekend. If there was any doubt before, this is undeniable proof that people in this world are mostly stupid. (source = variety)

DANE COOK – got boo’d at the Teen Choice Awards after he said to Vanessa Hudgens, “Girl you got to keep your clothes on!” It wasn’t clear if the crowd was supporting Vanessa, or if even little kids have figured out that screaming the set-up line and then moving on is not the same thing as telling an actual joke. (source = radar)

MASCHA VANG – is a Dutch model who wore a bikini to the beach in LA this weekend, and that’s more than enough to get on Tyler. She’s also apparently a “sex expert”, though I have no idea what that might mean in this case. When guys are sex experts, it usually means they’re clinical psychologists. Girl sex experts are usually just sluts with a bunch of piercings who wanted to be on TV. (hq jump here. source = fame)

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