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Mr. and Mrs. Jackass

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People magazine says that "Mark Wahlberg has finally made it official", and then they add "!". But even if they hadn't I would have been excited.  He's such a cool guy.  The real Vinnie Chase.  And now he's married to this beautiful lady.  I hope I don't cry.

Wahlberg and his longtime girlfriend, model Rhea Durham, tied the knot on Saturday. The couple, who have three children – Ella Rae, 5, Michael, 3, and 10-month-old Brendan Joseph – were married Saturday in an intimate and romantic ceremony attended by their children and about 12 close friends and family at Good Shepherd Catholic Church in Beverly Hills.

Hm.  She had three kids and wasn't married?  What a whore.  Although I better watch what I say.  Mark Wahlberg is a real tough guy.  He's only 36 inches tall, but he's all street and shit.  150 pounds of fury.  I've had my clock cleaned by someone his size before, and it was no picnic.  I can't remember how old I was exactly, but I know that I had to wait for the crossing guard to go to the fight, and when it was over I went home and crawled up in a little fort I made behind the couch with pillows and a blanket.  Then my mom made popcorn balls to cheer me up.

(hq jump = here.  image source = pacific coast news)

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