Seeing bears scale walls on ladders puts us one step from living in “the Golden Compass”, where armored bears form an army of indestructible killing machines, but at least their discovery of this Rosetta Stone, the key to unlocking new ways to catch and eat us, was a random accident that couldn’t be avoided.
A bear that got stuck in a skateboard park climbed up a ladder to make its escape. The animal had been stuck in the sunken skating bowl overnight and could not get up the steep-sided concrete walls on its own. Officials in the town of Snowmass, Colorado lowered down a long ladder, which the bear walked across before heading back to the woods. The bear was uninjured by its experience.
Well Jesus don’t teach the bears how to climb ladders! We need those walls, to separate the bears from our succulent arms and legs. What’s the second part of your plan, coat doorknobs in honey? Jesus Fuckin Christ, I’m scared to even turn around right now, one of these new Super Bears may have snuck up behind me.
(hq jump here. source = splash news online)
FUKK THOSE BEARS UPDATE - luckily the great Jimmy Norton of the Opie and Anthony show has a plan to deal with the bears (very NSFW language). Does it involve flame-throwers? Of course it does. Why wouldn’t it.
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Get that dirty Russian outta my fucking pool!
SHIT SHIT FUCK ITS A BEAR SHIT FUCK SHIT
yesterday it was jews and today it’s russians, RR? i’m O for 2 with you, it seems…
when are the lilo nudes going to hit the internet?
Are you half Ruskie too DD?
half Italian/half Russian
I wish DD was in my pool.
Whya did you kicka my scooter!!
Not that the bear would deserve it by any means, but never the less…..
If I found a fucking bear in my empty pool, the only thing I’m bringing it from my garage, is a shotgun blast to the thinker. FUUUUUCK That!
Actually wait.. I changed my mind. I could just set up a ladder at my Ex-Wives 2nd story bedroom window.
I’ll be back in an hour
I’m half Cuban / half Italian.
Makes me too lazy to steal
Its not a pool. Its a skateboard park.
This is gonna make the X-games really dangerous next year.
I am failing to see how this story is relevant to celebrity/semi-celebrity snark unless B posts and update that tells me the bear ate Rob Drydek.
100% fuckable DD!!!!!
If I pull out the dart will you suck out the poison? My poison makes babies.
I’m either totally fucking high right now or Coonass Bren wrote a funny…..
I’m certain of one of the above. I’m higher than a Woodstock concert in Mexico right now.
Have you looked at this picture………….on weeeed man?
DD,
he posted it cuz it’s actually funny. tits and ass at the beach can get old, even for us….
It’s facial Friday DD, you’re first!
Lefty,
Real T&A never gets old. The kind of dysfunctional, dried up old skanks that brend8n throws our way . . .
That’s a different story.