The cast of the the new “Melrose Place” has been gathered for the first time to present them to the media, and, um … really? If your plan is to get a bunch of sexy girls, and Ashlee Simpson is the hottest one, your plan has gone horribly wrong. You could get hotter girls by dialing the numbers written on bathroom walls. From left to right, they are: The One No One Likes, EEOC Proof of Compliance, The One No One Likes Mom, Halloween Decoration, Angerina Jorie, and AnnaLynn McBoard.
penis
Cheerleader, So and So, What’s Her Face, The Ugly One
This looks more like Mel’s Ho’s Place…
My dick is so heavy right now; I need Emma to drain him.
Shut up! Jessica lucas (The dark one) is the hottest. I love that girl.
That was awesome, the first post I’ve laughed out loud at in a while here. I’m not as big a fan of faux-but real-but faux racism, but “EEOC Proof of Compliance” and “Angerina Jorie” (Hans Brix! Oh no!) were great.
WTF is going on with that bitch on the right. I could eat soup out of her chest cavity.
Ms. EEOC Compliance is hot. The old blonde lady is scary looking… I wouldn’t fuck her with YOUR dick!
Fuck this show!
What is it exactly that makes me want to punch Ashlee Simpson in the face?
I’m trying to find what number the New Melrose Place is on signs of the apocalypse…
ROFLMAO,
“EEOC Proof of compliance, Angerina Jorie,” !!!
Dude you are going straight to hell ha ha ha ha.
I love an equal opportunity hater
Its like a skank rainbow!
Katie Cassidy is hot as fuck. Ashlee Simpson is a 5 at most.
Tony,
Are you still there? I feel like I fell asleep on the bus and got off at the wrong station.
I don’t recognize anything . . .
Pepper?
“I could eat soup out of her chest cavity.”
ohm, not if the Soup Nazi decides otherwise…
“No soup for you!!”
“What is it exactly that makes me want to punch Ashlee Simpson in the face?”
Why ask why, Suicide? Just do it…and given the promise of “Mel’s Ho’s Place: Who’s Your (Sugar) Daddy?”, those are the only two commercials this unpolished turd will have as sponsors will scatter like cockroaches when the light is turned on…
Hey (p)
“You want bread?
Come back . . . One year!”
Rokan, you change your underwear as often as you change your avi?
Ssnake,
Who says I wear underwear?
All fucking George Lucas gave me was an ammo belt.
He’s a pervert. He wouldn’t let Princess Leia wear a bra either.