Sting is naked, isn’t he

By brendon August 06, 2009 @ 4:13 PM

SPL118147_020

Sting is kind of a pervert, so there’s at least a 50 percent chance he doesn’t have anything on under that towel. 75 percent if you go by Randy Gerbers reaction. But Stings wife is pretty hot for 55, so maybe I’d be naked too.

If you hadn’t done the math yet, Sting joined Cindy Crawford in St. Tropez. This is the yacht they’re on, by the way. It’s roughly twice the size of the high school I went to. With all the supermodels on yachts in St. Tropez going on, you may think their life is better than yours. And you would be right, it is. Not mine though. I’m a hunk!

(hq jump here.  source = fame and splash)

wwtdd

(35) Comments

  1. avatar
    Woodsman 08/06/2009 16:14

    token gay-friendly post?

  2. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 08/06/2009 16:19

    david hasselhoff knows sting?

  3. avatar
    Bella 08/06/2009 16:26

    My boat is no yacht but thankfully Sting isn’t on it…

  4. avatar
    Chaz McGamer 08/06/2009 16:27

    the second to last pic makes them look like they are doing some sort of faggy karate… or hand puppets.

  5. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 08/06/2009 16:27

    ?Hey Smails! My dingy’s bigger than your whole boat!

  6. avatar
    Death to Finkle! 08/06/2009 16:28

    Werewolf is Sting. Naked.

  7. avatar
    Death to Finkle! 08/06/2009 16:30

    I always liked his scorpion deathlock more than that weak-ass stinger splash shit.

  8. avatar
    DB's Treasure 08/06/2009 16:31

    Sting is the hot.

  9. avatar
    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 08/06/2009 16:31

    I’m really trying to think of something funny or clever to comment about this post with but i simply can not. So instead i will supply you all with a jaguar commercial..sorta..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjHkj-uSt_Y

  10. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 08/06/2009 16:33

    * dinghy even

  11. avatar
    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 08/06/2009 16:38

    “You scratched my anchor!”

  12. avatar
    Rokan 08/06/2009 16:45

    “I just got head from Amelia Earhart.”

  13. avatar
    CodPiece 08/06/2009 16:46

    I’m on a boat, Mate!

  14. avatar
    Mac-Daddy 08/06/2009 16:46

    ok this is a boring post!

  15. avatar
    Rokan 08/06/2009 16:48

    Seeing that girl’s ass in the parachute seat makes me want to set my Taiwanese basket back up and give some honey a spin!

  16. avatar
    Death to Finkle! 08/06/2009 16:48

    That’s what she said, Mac.

  17. avatar
    SuperB 08/06/2009 16:51

    you have that big, white, wrinkly body on you with his loose skin and old balls… gross

  18. avatar
    CodPiece 08/06/2009 16:54

    Scuba Sting!!! Damn you!!!!

  19. avatar
    SuperB 08/06/2009 17:00

    Cod, hilarious…

  20. avatar
    CodPiece 08/06/2009 17:05

    ……….anyone here?

You must be to post a comment.