Sting is kind of a pervert, so there's at least a 50 percent chance he doesn't have anything on under that towel. 75 percent if you go by Randy Gerbers reaction. But Stings wife is pretty hot for 55, so maybe I'd be naked too.
If you hadn't done the math yet, Sting joined Cindy Crawford in St. Tropez. This is the yacht they're on, by the way. It's roughly twice the size of the high school I went to. With all the supermodels on yachts in St. Tropez going on, you may think their life is better than yours. And you would be right, it is. Not mine though. I'm a hunk!