The Lindsay sex tape, part 3

By brendon August 26, 2009 @ 2:13 PM


Lindsay Lohans house was robbed again this past weekend, and new details are coming out claiming the culprit was someone Lindsay knew, someone after something very specific. Detective Freckles is on the case!

…that’s how i know it was not a ROBBERY. electronics weren’t taken… just things that a certain old friend knew meant a lot to me

And what might that be:

I’ve learned the real reason Lindsay Lohan is so upset about the theft of the safe from her L.A. house is the contents included some very incriminating videos and photos, plus legal documents, that LiLo believes could cause embarrassment if made public.

Back in March I talked to two people who said a plan was in place for her to sell a sex tape that would be released in two parts (more here). I have no idea if this is the beginning of that plan or not, but if it’s not I think anyone who tries to sell a sex tape they made with a celebrity is reprehensible and should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Unless I’m the one doing it, in which case settle down baby, you looked terrific.

(91) Comments

  1. avatar
    RedRage 08/26/2009 14:14

    A freckled, old beyond her years fucking hag. No thanks!

  2. avatar
    TheOverrated 08/26/2009 14:16

    im not sure i want to see a lindsay lohan sex tape. unless its a snuff film, and it can’t be because she is still alive.

  3. avatar
    SCUM 08/26/2009 14:16

    More like a sex tapeworm.

  4. avatar
    Rokan 08/26/2009 14:16

    I was holding off for you to hit the cycle, but you took too long.

  5. avatar
    RedRage 08/26/2009 14:18

    Thanks Rokan, I had a client walk in just as I posted the first one. I appreciate your sportsmanship.

    So DD, no objections to the hug?

  6. avatar
    Slaappy 08/26/2009 14:19

    Wow a LL/Sam sex show, three words cum to mind…

    nom nom nom

  7. avatar
    Thundercunt 08/26/2009 14:20

    “…that LiLo believes could cause embarrassment if made public.”

    Yeah ’cause this bitch hasn’t embarrassed herself enough over the past year.
    *rolls eyes*

  8. avatar
    Watt 08/26/2009 14:22

    Disgusting. Unless its mean girls era lohan

  9. avatar
    Big Smelly Dirt Cock 08/26/2009 14:22

    This news isn’t nearly as sexy as it would have been a few years ago but I’ll watch it and most likely masturbate to it. Maybe more than once if she’s lucky. Ok, definitely more than once.

  10. avatar
    ohmwrecker 08/26/2009 14:23

    Samantha Ronson naked is pretty low on the list of things I’d like to see.

  11. avatar
    dirtydiane 08/26/2009 14:24

    you think these hollyweird dipshits who have money pouring out their assholes would at least hire someone who might be smart enough to recommend bolting that big safe to the floor…

  12. avatar
    Slaappy 08/26/2009 14:27

    ♪Who could it be now♪

  13. avatar
    Rokan 08/26/2009 14:28

    Look at this stick figure.

    My Cambodian pool boy has more meat on him than this whore . . . and his tits aren’t as droopy

  14. avatar
    Thundercunt 08/26/2009 14:29

    She has a case of Asian Flat-Ass as well…

  15. avatar
    SCUM 08/26/2009 14:32

    The best thing about this skinny bitch is she makes my cock look huge.

  16. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 08/26/2009 14:35

    I think it’s a lesbian sex tape she did with herself playing both roles, just like the Parent Trap. I bet she moans with a really corny fake British accent.

  17. avatar
    Watt 08/26/2009 14:37

    Hope you like to see a pelvis bone fucked…

  18. avatar
    Jean-Claude Van Douche 08/26/2009 14:39

    Can you get a disease through a video?

  19. avatar
    snatch 08/26/2009 14:39

    I hope she has crabs and you can see them dancing on Sam’s hat. come on you know she wears the hat – just like whores wear high heels in porn

  20. avatar
    Tom Foolery 08/26/2009 14:40

    She owns a house?

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