Lindsay Lohans house was robbed again this past weekend, and new details are coming out claiming the culprit was someone Lindsay knew, someone after something very specific. Detective Freckles is on the case!
…that’s how i know it was not a ROBBERY. electronics weren’t taken… just things that a certain old friend knew meant a lot to me
And what might that be:
I’ve learned the real reason Lindsay Lohan is so upset about the theft of the safe from her L.A. house is the contents included some very incriminating videos and photos, plus legal documents, that LiLo believes could cause embarrassment if made public.
Back in March I talked to two people who said a plan was in place for her to sell a sex tape that would be released in two parts (more here). I have no idea if this is the beginning of that plan or not, but if it’s not I think anyone who tries to sell a sex tape they made with a celebrity is reprehensible and should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Unless I’m the one doing it, in which case settle down baby, you looked terrific.
A freckled, old beyond her years fucking hag. No thanks!
im not sure i want to see a lindsay lohan sex tape. unless its a snuff film, and it can’t be because she is still alive.
http://theoverrated.com/
More like a sex tapeworm.
RR,
I was holding off for you to hit the cycle, but you took too long.
Thanks Rokan, I had a client walk in just as I posted the first one. I appreciate your sportsmanship.
So DD, no objections to the hug?
Wow a LL/Sam sex show, three words cum to mind…
nom nom nom
“…that LiLo believes could cause embarrassment if made public.”
Yeah ’cause this bitch hasn’t embarrassed herself enough over the past year.
*rolls eyes*
Disgusting. Unless its mean girls era lohan
This news isn’t nearly as sexy as it would have been a few years ago but I’ll watch it and most likely masturbate to it. Maybe more than once if she’s lucky. Ok, definitely more than once.
Samantha Ronson naked is pretty low on the list of things I’d like to see.
you think these hollyweird dipshits who have money pouring out their assholes would at least hire someone who might be smart enough to recommend bolting that big safe to the floor…
♪Who could it be now♪
Look at this stick figure.
My Cambodian pool boy has more meat on him than this whore . . . and his tits aren’t as droopy
She has a case of Asian Flat-Ass as well…
The best thing about this skinny bitch is she makes my cock look huge.
I think it’s a lesbian sex tape she did with herself playing both roles, just like the Parent Trap. I bet she moans with a really corny fake British accent.
Hope you like to see a pelvis bone fucked…
Can you get a disease through a video?
I hope she has crabs and you can see them dancing on Sam’s hat. come on you know she wears the hat – just like whores wear high heels in porn
She owns a house?