08.21.2009 The USA kicks ass

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Ashley Roberts of the Pussycat Dolls hit the beach in Malibu yesterday, and look how peaceful and pristine our beaches are here in America. Doesn’t that look relaxing. The other countries where bikini pictures come from usually suck ass. The beach is super crowded and some dirty kids will be chasing a chicken. Everything is real shitty and broken. It’s like they’re in the future, but not the good future. The Terminator one.


(76) Comments

  1. SCUM 08/21/2009 16:15

    I like pussy dolls.

  2. SCUM 08/21/2009 16:16

    She is the token hot one right?

  3. SCUM 08/21/2009 16:16

    1-2-3

  4. SCUM 08/21/2009 16:17

    1/4 = a fourth.

  5. Death to Finkle! 08/21/2009 16:17

    c-c-c…

  6. SCUM 08/21/2009 16:18

    5 knuckle shuffle.

  7. Death to Finkle! 08/21/2009 16:18

    …combo breaker!

  8. SuperB 08/21/2009 16:20

    I know deebs isnt here but you fuckers need to at least TRY and pick up the slack…

    asshats

    and she looks good

    would do

  9. SCUM 08/21/2009 16:22

    Sup, I don’t pick up after tards.

  10. Headly 08/21/2009 16:23

    I’m pretty sure that if I even came close to her it would look like someone melted an vanilla ice cream cone in my pants…

  11. SsnakeOil 08/21/2009 16:25

    Scum hits for the cycle!

    B, you’re doing a fine job. You forgot blow load.

  12. Headly 08/21/2009 16:25

    Anybody watch Eastbound and Down on HBO? I’d look like the scene where Kenny Powers comes in his pants from kissing his ex-girlfriend. Involuntary pelvic thrusts and all…

  13. snatch 08/21/2009 16:26

    Is DB gone?

  14. Death to Finkle! 08/21/2009 16:26

    Sup, you obviously do your share of ninja tunes…

    What’s the Redhead Kingpin song where he spells his name?

    Where the hell’s Cali when I need her?

  15. SsnakeOil 08/21/2009 16:28

    This girl’s ass is too small for DB.
    But she looks good and I’d do her.

    I want all girls, starting now, to stop tattooing their lower backs. The tramp stamp is as over as the goatee was two years ago.

  16. Death to Finkle! 08/21/2009 16:29

    /shaves goatee

    Uhh.. What?

  17. SsnakeOil 08/21/2009 16:30

    Snatch, deebs has been on vacation all week. OBX.

  18. Headly 08/21/2009 16:31

    Ssnake, may I add a collary to your order? I’d like to start seeing pubic hair again. No? Damn. I just like it, is all…

  19. SsnakeOil 08/21/2009 16:31

    DTF, at least we can change our facial hair as it suits us. Tattoos are not as easily removed.

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