There is no sex tape

Leighton Meester, who would like you to know that the “waters warm” and then bounce, also says that, despite all evidence to the contrary, the sex tape allegedly starring her is not real. Or something. She tells Harpers Bazaar…

“[The tape] is not real. So it makes me sort of sad. It’s unfortunate that it got carried as far as it did. People think it’s real because somebody says it is. By the way, [as for] me being 18 in those pictures, I don’t believe I was.”

A-Ha! That’s exact … wait what? She was or maybe was not 18 in the pictures from the tape that isn’t real? Are we all talking about the same tape?  You know what, forget I asked because I don’t actually care. It sure as hell looks like her (NSFW) and if I can pretend that my girlfriend is Leighton Meester during sex, I can sure as hell pretend that Leighton Meesters exact replica is Leighton Meester during sex.