These kids are so screwed

Jon Gosselin of “Jon and Kate Plus 8” says the incident last night, the one that left Kate being escorted away in tears, began as a simple miscommunication until Kate called the cops and ramped up the fake tears for the cameras

“[Kate] tried to come home yesterday and I wouldn’t let her in the gate and I guess she called the police. It was a miscommunication.”
“She tried to ‘cry it up’ with the cops and it didn’t work,” Jon says. “They said, ‘You have to leave.’ ”
Jon says he called a babysitter, Stephanie Santoro, to watch the children … Kate, apparently, wasn’t thrilled with the babysitter he hired, but Jon says he doesn’t understand why.
“I have no idea [why she was unhappy]. I guess [because] she didn’t have approval.

Another possibility is that Kate disapproved because Santoro isn’t a “nanny” like Julie Andrews in “The Sound of Music”, but is more like a “slut” from a Rent-A-Center “Coyote Ugly”.

Jon says he called babysitter Stephanie Santoro — a 23-year-old single mother and aspiring model who has stayed overnight and partied with Jon — to watch the kids while he was filming Jon & Kate Plus 8.
Santoro who also works as a “shooter girl” selling shots at local club Legends

God these poor kids. I don’t even like stupid kids and I feel bad for them. I’d rather have some 7-foot bodybuilder in a wolf mask with a big knife babysit than anyone listed so far in this story. At least then the kids would get exercise, although mostly from running and screaming.