Victoria is the new Paula

I’m completely unapologetic when it comes to Victoria Beckham. That bitch is hot, and I would very much like to have sex with her. Some people disagree. Those people are wrong and/or queer. So needless to say if she ended up as the new judge on American Idol, I would watch the hell out of that stupid show. The Sun UK says…

A source said: “Paula’s absence leaves a big gap on the judging panel. At least 25 million viewers tune in every week.
“It needs a big star. Simon Cowell and Victoria have always got on. It would be an incredible coup to get Posh. She was in one of the biggest girl groups in history so she knows what she is talking about. Simon Fuller is now speaking to her.”

Fuller of course is the shows creator and producer. He also created and managed the Spice Girls. Still, it seems unlikely they would put two Brits on American Idol. When Brits get together over here they drop any attempt to curb their accent and they start rambling about bangers and mash and the loory and “this rum tums all jubbed up” and no one over here would have any idea what the hell they were talking about. So like Paula was still there, except I’d have an erection.