08.12.2009 What the hell is that

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Kim Zolciak from ‘The Real Housewives of Atlanta’ is at the Atlantis resort in Paradise Island, Bahamas this week, and something something something, what is with that God damn wig (full size pic here). It looks like the hair you see on Lego characters. Just a hard shell that’s been snapped into her head. How bad could it be under there where this is an improvement? It’s like Darth Vader entered a bikini contest.

(source = wenn)

(73) Comments

  1. SuperB 08/12/2009 14:37

    Nigz Pigz…yeah yeah you know the rest…

  2. DB's Treasure 08/12/2009 14:38

    bitch

  3. Death to Finkle! 08/12/2009 14:39

    “New up”. That’s good shit.

  4. SuperB 08/12/2009 14:39

    check your damn email Deebs

  5. DB's Treasure 08/12/2009 14:39

    Big tits, flat ass. NEXT!

    …ya know, “next!” after I fuck her of course

  6. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 08/12/2009 14:39

    She has hair? All I see is a huge set of tits.

  7. carolinediaz@hotmail.com 08/12/2009 14:39

    A sweet and sticky cum guzzling conversation between ROKAN and “FECAL PHIL” aka Pepper on 08/05/2009 22:26

    Rokan-You know Pepper,it sounds to me like Facebook and your time spent porno -sites is really cutting into your Durden time.

    I’m on Facebook too.We could be friends(this part really made me throw up)but then I would have to reveal my secret indentity.
    I don’t know if you can keep a secret( Mylene is thinking,WELL,TOO LATE NOW ASSHOLE! )

    Pepper-Rokan pepperfunt@yahoo.com

    Pepper-badjojo.com is the mother load ,if you don’t have it,then your out of luck..

    Rokan-Just for that Pepper,you can’t be my friend on Facebook.( Aww, my eyes teared up a little when I saw that)
    Pepper-aww Rokan,to think I was going to POKE you? (This part is giving me nightmares)

    Rokan- Pepper,I am still going to look you up,then I will ask my Magic 8 ball (this part I totally believe Rokan has a Magic 8 ball)
    and if it says, “Sign point to yes”
    I’ll think about it ( this part I think Rokan is cock teasing Pepper)8888

  8. carolinediaz@hotmail.com 08/12/2009 14:41

    A sweet and sticky cum guzzling conversation between ROKAN and “FECAL PHIL” aka Pepper on 08/05/2009 22:26

    Rokan-You know Pepper,it sounds to me like Facebook and your time spent porno -sites is really cutting into your Durden time.

    I’m on Facebook too.We could be friends(this part really made me throw up)but then I would have to reveal my secret indentity.
    I don’t know if you can keep a secret( Mylene is thinking,WELL,TOO LATE NOW ASSHOLE! )

    Pepper-Rokan pepperfunt@yahoo.com

    Pepper-badjojo.com is the mother load ,if you don’t have it,then your out of luck..

    Rokan-Just for that Pepper,you can’t be my friend on Facebook.( Aww, my eyes teared up a little when I saw that)
    Pepper-aww Rokan,to think I was going to POKE you? (This part is giving me nightmares)

    Rokan- Pepper,I am still going to look you up,then I will ask my Magic 8 ball (this part I totally believe Rokan has a Magic 8 ball)
    and if it says, “Sign point to yes”
    I’ll think about it ( this part I think Rokan is cock teasing Pepper)U7655

  9. SomeoneluvsU 08/12/2009 14:41

    More like Dark Helmet.

  10. SCUM 08/12/2009 14:42

    Inflate to 90 PSI.

  11. Gildorg 08/12/2009 14:42

    I agree with Db, I see some very nice boobies…

    I wonder how much money you have to make to get a housewife with a body like that?

    Damn, Atlanta isn’t hurting for tail…

  12. carolinediaz@hotmail.com 08/12/2009 14:42

    A sweet and sticky cum guzzling conversation between ROKAN and “FECAL PHIL” aka Pepper on 08/05/2009 22:26

    Rokan-You know Pepper,it sounds to me like Facebook and your time spent porno -sites is really cutting into your Durden time.

    I’m on Facebook too.We could be friends(this part really made me throw up)but then I would have to reveal my secret indentity.
    I don’t know if you can keep a secret( Mylene is thinking,WELL,TOO LATE NOW ASSHOLE! )

    Pepper-Rokan pepperfunt@yahoo.com

    Pepper-badjojo.com is the mother load ,if you don’t have it,then your out of luck..

    Rokan-Just for that Pepper,you can’t be my friend on Facebook.( Aww, my eyes teared up a little when I saw that)
    Pepper-aww Rokan,to think I was going to POKE you? (This part is giving me nightmares)

    Rokan- Pepper,I am still going to look you up,then I will ask my Magic 8 ball (this part I totally believe Rokan has a Magic 8 ball)
    and if it says, “Sign point to yes”
    I’ll think about it ( this part I think Rokan is cock teasing Pepper)4536PP

  13. ukickedmydog 08/12/2009 14:42

    She might have better luck keeping a low profile if she didn’t go with blond.

    I mean, is that what she was trying for or does she need a wig for some odd reason?

  14. dirtydiane 08/12/2009 14:43

    that wig is an embarrassment to afghan hounds all over the world.

  15. carolinediaz@hotmail.com 08/12/2009 14:44

    A sweet and sticky cum guzzling conversation between ROKAN and “FECAL PHIL” aka Pepper on 08/05/2009 22:26

    Rokan-You know Pepper,it sounds to me like Facebook and your time spent porno -sites is really cutting into your Durden time.

    I’m on Facebook too.We could be friends(this part really made me throw up)but then I would have to reveal my secret indentity.
    I don’t know if you can keep a secret( Mylene is thinking,WELL,TOO LATE NOW ASSHOLE! )

    Pepper-Rokan pepperfunt@yahoo.com

    Pepper-badjojo.com is the mother load ,if you don’t have it,then your out of luck..

    Rokan-Just for that Pepper,you can’t be my friend on Facebook.( Aww, my eyes teared up a little when I saw that)
    Pepper-aww Rokan,to think I was going to POKE you? (This part is giving me nightmares)

    Rokan- Pepper,I am still going to look you up,then I will ask my Magic 8 ball (this part I totally believe Rokan has a Magic 8 ball)
    and if it says, “Sign point to yes”
    I’ll think about it ( this part I think Rokan is cock teasing Pepper)57774

  16. carolinediaz@hotmail.com 08/12/2009 14:44

    A sweet and sticky cum guzzling conversation between ROKAN and “FECAL PHIL” aka Pepper on 08/05/2009 22:26

    Rokan-You know Pepper,it sounds to me like Facebook and your time spent porno -sites is really cutting into your Durden time.

    I’m on Facebook too.We could be friends(this part really made me throw up)but then I would have to reveal my secret indentity.
    I don’t know if you can keep a secret( Mylene is thinking,WELL,TOO LATE NOW ASSHOLE! )

    Pepper-Rokan pepperfunt@yahoo.com

    Pepper-badjojo.com is the mother load ,if you don’t have it,then your out of luck..

    Rokan-Just for that Pepper,you can’t be my friend on Facebook.( Aww, my eyes teared up a little when I saw that)
    Pepper-aww Rokan,to think I was going to POKE you? (This part is giving me nightmares)

    Rokan- Pepper,I am still going to look you up,then I will ask my Magic 8 ball (this part I totally believe Rokan has a Magic 8 ball)
    and if it says, “Sign point to yes”
    I’ll think about it ( this part I think Rokan is cock teasing Pepper)222222222`

  17. Observer 08/12/2009 14:45

    I don’t see enough of these shows to have a realistic opinion…..

    …but something tells me “lousy lay”…..

  18. carolinediaz@hotmail.com 08/12/2009 14:45

    A sweet and sticky cum guzzling conversation between ROKAN and “FECAL PHIL” aka Pepper on 08/05/2009 22:26

    Rokan-You know Pepper,it sounds to me like Facebook and your time spent porno -sites is really cutting into your Durden time.

    I’m on Facebook too.We could be friends(this part really made me throw up)but then I would have to reveal my secret indentity.
    I don’t know if you can keep a secret( Mylene is thinking,WELL,TOO LATE NOW ASSHOLE! )

    Pepper-Rokan pepperfunt@yahoo.com

    Pepper-badjojo.com is the mother load ,if you don’t have it,then your out of luck..

    Rokan-Just for that Pepper,you can’t be my friend on Facebook.( Aww, my eyes teared up a little when I saw that)
    Pepper-aww Rokan,to think I was going to POKE you? (This part is giving me nightmares)

    Rokan- Pepper,I am still going to look you up,then I will ask my Magic 8 ball (this part I totally believe Rokan has a Magic 8 ball)
    and if it says, “Sign point to yes”
    I’ll think about it ( this part I think Rokan is cock teasing Pepper)DDDD

  19. SuperB 08/12/2009 14:46

    DD, your presence is requested….

    in a place that is SCARY!!

  20. Observer 08/12/2009 14:46

    DirtyDiane…..

    …Afghan…..very funny…..

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