09.02.2009 Affleck is so busted

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Ben Affleck got caught trying to feel Blake Livelys luscious titties while they took a break on set of the certain-to-be-terrible ‘Valentines Day’. He’ll deny it but pictures don’t lie. Except for sonograms. Those can be faked. If you don’t look pregnant, you’re not pregnant. That’s what I tell the models. Now beat it before I call the cops.

It’s unfortunate that Jennifer Garner had to find out this way. If she’s ready to move on, there’s always a party over at my house, and I saved her a seat. It’s between my balls.

(hq jump here.  source = fame)


(67) Comments

  1. pepper 09/02/2009 11:16

    B is for bobo.

  2. Rokan 09/02/2009 11:19

    Pepper,

    What are you doing here all alone?

  3. Rokan 09/02/2009 11:20

    What tits?

  4. Long_Duk_Dong 09/02/2009 11:21

    looks like he is fucking a sheep…and you…you must be resting the wookieberries.

  5. CodPiece 09/02/2009 11:21

    He was the bomb in Phantoms!

  6. RemSteale 09/02/2009 11:22

    So this is a non story about a non event that didnt actually happen??

    And yes, Phantoms was cool, I actually like Affleck he’s not bothered about taking the piss out of himself. Hollywoodland was cool as well

  7. Observer 09/02/2009 11:23

    I’d fuck Jennifer Garner in a SECOND….

    ….if she was better looking…..

  8. Just the Tip 09/02/2009 11:25

    They’re just practicing their Scary Faces…

    Booga-booga-booga!

  9. ohmwrecker 09/02/2009 11:25

    DB, I thought that guido in the video you posted was going to say “How do like dem apples?” for sure. Kinda disappointing.

  10. SsnakeOil 09/02/2009 11:26

    In the last pic she looks like she’s about to give him that ‘Karate Kid’ kick.

  11. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 09/02/2009 11:26

    “he was the bomb in phantoms” = movie quote from jay and silent bob strike back…. just so there is no more movie quote confusion today.

  12. ohmwrecker 09/02/2009 11:26

    Lion face . . . lemon face . . .

  13. DB's Treasure 09/02/2009 11:28

    “It’s unfortunate that Jennifer Garner had to find out this way.”

    Garner’s got much worse misfortunes to think about…like, oh I dunno…that goblin child of hers she’s feeding.

  14. Just the Tip 09/02/2009 11:29

    This flic must be big budget.

    Where’d they get the trailer?

    Afflec: ” I didn’t DO it! Lookit my hands! I ain’t got no paint on my hands! “

  15. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 09/02/2009 11:29

    dude, that kid does look like a straight up goblin. She deff got her moms ears.

  16. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 09/02/2009 11:30

    what afflec is really asking, “Do you even have any tits under there? So uh, you were born in prison right?”

  17. DB's Treasure 09/02/2009 11:32

    “dude, that kid does look like a straight up goblin. She deff got her moms ears.”

    Yea, and Grendel’s face.

  18. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 09/02/2009 11:33

    A grundle face?

  19. Rokan 09/02/2009 11:33

    LDD,

    I am sitting down until Brend8n mans-uo and posts some tits.

    That Fuck-bag sold our asses out to Fucking Lysol and ads that read “Rate President Obama and get a free dinner to Olive Garden.”

    Fuck me! He’s gone pussy now and we have to pay for it!

    There, I said it!

  20. Rokan 09/02/2009 11:34

    Mans-Up! Fucking fuck!!!

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