09.03.2009 afternoon headlines

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LINDSAY LOHAN - ‘Life and Style’ points out the remarkable similarities between the women who “robbed” Lindsay and regular Lindsay. It would have been easy enough for her to truly disguise herself, but consider this: Lindsay is an idiot. (life and style)

LADY GAGA - went on The Matt And Jo Radio Show in Australia and because Aussies are cool/drunk, they asked her straight out if she was a hermaphrodite. She didn’t say yes or no, just “the subject is beneath me.” Yes, exactly, so look beneath you to where the subject is and describe what you see you creepy bitch. (hear the audio here)

PLAYBOY - is now offering Lindsay almost 1M to pose for the magazine, but she’s still being coy. This bitch is nuts. Everyone has already seen her naked (here) and she’s crazy if she thinks the offer will go higher. In another year she’ll be lucky to get a photoshoot where guys stand around and pee on her. (the sun)

CURRENT SONG - ‘Get Off’ by the Dandy Warhols. They would be more popular except no one seems to know who they are. I’m pretty savvy about the music industry. (youtube)

NOEMI LETIZIA - this is the 18-year-old who is having an affair with the 72-year old Prime Minister of Italy. Someone with bigger balls than him was unavailable for comment because they don’t exist.  (hq jump)


(132) Comments

  1. TheOverrated 09/03/2009 14:50

    GREAT ASS!!!!

    http://theoverrated.com/

  2. TheOverrated 09/03/2009 14:51

    check out the big toe on image 3

  3. TheOverrated 09/03/2009 14:53

    i bet she will look better in playboy than in the other shoot, not cause playboy is classier, but because they air brush and photoshop the pics so much its like we are looking at a different person.

    they should get emma stone, waaaaaaaay hotter red het

  4. Eness 09/03/2009 14:55

    Lindsey is a train wreck but she does have great tits!

  5. Lolita Valentine 09/03/2009 14:56

    EW wtf hugh hefner. No one wants to see that alligator skinned bitch. Do us all a favor and ask Megan Fox to pose.

  6. Zombie 09/03/2009 14:58

    Fuck this stupid post, I’m going to http://theoverrated.com/ to read about some old guy slapping babies in Wal-mart.

  7. TheOverrated 09/03/2009 14:58

    her tits are horrible dude!

  8. Slaappy 09/03/2009 14:58

    Noemi pictured prbably suck off gaga for a boat ride.

  9. DB's Treasure 09/03/2009 15:01

    The Lady GaGag segment made me laugh…

    “She didn’t say yes or no, just “the subject is beneath me.” Yes, exactly, so look beneath you to where the subject is and describe what you see you creepy bitch.”

    …very funny

  10. Death to Finkle! 09/03/2009 15:02

    Was the baby at Wal-Mart black?

    If so, she probably deserved it. Right, Z?

  11. Zombie 09/03/2009 15:03

    DB, when you said “very funny” it made me think about those stupid Tyler Perry commercials on TBS. Damn you to hell man.

  12. Zombie 09/03/2009 15:07

    DTF, the article doesn’t specify the race of the baby. However yes, if it was in fact a little niglet then five across the face was a legitimate course of action.

  13. Death to Finkle! 09/03/2009 15:07

    What did the five fingers say to the face?

  14. DB's Treasure 09/03/2009 15:09

    Holy shit, Zombie. I thought of the SAME FUCKIN THING when I wrote it! Good eye, man. Good eye.

  15. DB's Treasure 09/03/2009 15:14

    yea, we saw that already, Lolita.

  16. TheSteamingOne 09/03/2009 15:15

    Hey, you guys are all smart and computer savvy (and handsome I imagine). I am burned out on youporn and xhamster. Any good freebie, mostly virus free porn sites you would suggest?

  17. CodPiece 09/03/2009 15:16

    Bitch is snaggin mah links … what’s next GuessHerMuff??

  18. dirtydiane 09/03/2009 15:18

    personally…i think the man should be commended for what he did. how many times have you been walking through ghetto-mart and heard that one screaming kid that makes every inch of your skin crawl in a different direction and the parent just stands there as if they’ve tuned it out?

  19. buddygroove 09/03/2009 15:18

    Wow, that blond chick has a nice ass.

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