The Thursday afternoon headlines are hosted by Italian actress Maria Grazia Cucinotta. As the Venice Film Festival draws to a close, it may be another year before we see her huge MILF rack again. Sometimes girls email me and ask if they should get implants and if I’m serious when I talk about how awesome huge boobs are. The answer to that is “yes”. Except “yes” is in all caps and there’s an exclamation point at the end and the exclamation point is actually a lightning bolt.
WHITNEY HOUSTON – told Oprah that she was so strung out on drugs in the late 90’s that she once spent 7 months in her pajamas. She makes doing drugs sound relaxing. I think I’ll try some. (the sun)
TILA TEQUILLA – over the weekend, Tila alleged that her boyfriend, San Diego Chargers star Shawne Merriman, beat her, choked her and held her against her will. Merriman says he was merely keeping her from driving drunk. Today the San Diego Sheriff’s Department presented its evidence to the DA who will decide what charges, if any, are to be filed. Some people would have just taken the car keys, but Shawne Merriman didn’t become an All-Pro linebacker by fussin around like a woman. (e! news)
JODIE FOSTER - has been dumped by her girlfriend, producer Cindy Mort, just two months after Foster dumped Cydney Bernard. Bernard and Foster had dated for the past 14 years. They say Foster is “miserable”. On top of all that, keep in mind that gay people can’t get into Heaven. Poor Jodie. She’s always seemed nice. (the enquirer)
(hq jump here. source = splash news online and getty)
FIGZ AND PIGZ!!!!
What day is it?
Its Thursday Ms. Houston. Shall I prepare your morning 8 ball?
I’m really glad Whitney is getting her act together … actually, withdraw that, I don’t give a shit
I actually enjoy it when these so-called divas get fat, cheated on, addited to drugs, arrested, etc. Lately being a diva apparently gives you a license to be a c*nt. Karma is a bitch.
*addicted
Poor Jodie. She needs to find some hot young tail.
The biggest problem with Whitney sobering up is that she might feel like singing again.
I give Maria Grazia Cucinotta a standing ovation on the strength of her performance in the last picture.
Brava, signorina!! (which is Italian for “nice tits”)
It must be hard for Merriman and Tila to have to share that one brain cell all the time.
Good night.
I move that Italy be placed way ahead of France on the “place with really beautiful, hot women list.”
“You Lie!!!!!”
Who lies?
President Obama.
I heard it on TV, so it must be true.
Too busy to be on the site much today, so I am reading the old posts. Its hard to follow sometimes. I thought I was reading Pepper, but it was SCUM, and I’m not even stoned yet.
Sup, Tony?
I’m just reading where Veracity decided to print his full name along with his Lat/Long coordinates.
A ballsy move to be sure.
Way to think that one through.
Oh dear, that doesn’t sound like a good idea…
Jodie, good timing, I hear Rosie O’Donell is single.
never too busy my friend!!!!
Sorry,
This is the second set.
http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/09/morning-headlines-27/?cp=4#comments
Pepper, What are you doing with a picture of my son’s soccer coach?
Rokan, why are you posting WWTDD old post?
what’s a soccer coach?
Did you mean football?