JUDE LAW - will not see his newborn daughter until Christmas. He barely knew the mother of course, and she lives in Florida now, but Jude will be working in New York for the next few months. If only there was some way to get from New York to Florida, but how?!? Legend says dragons guard the skies overhead, and monsters rule the seas! (ok)
PAM ANDERSON - is broke apparently. She owes various contractors over 1.2 million dollars for construction work and hauling off old debris. Surprisingly that doesn’t refer to plastic surgery, but actual construction work she had done on her house. (star)
JESSICA BIEL - will go to Africa and climb Mt. Kilimanjaro in January to raise awareness about the need for clean water worldwide. Didn’t Rome have clean running water like 3000 years ago? Are the countries who can’t even filter water yet really worth saving? What’s the goal for the year 2500? Shoes? (ap)
AUDRINA PATRIDGE - was at Bardot in LA last night, and somehow shoe-horned her huge rack into a dress that fit like it was a tattoo. It’s why she’s one of the greatest women to have ever lived. (hq jump here. source = wenn)
Finally something worth fucking.
More hawt daughter-father fucking stories pls kthx.
Cali, I’m going to jersey you and throw round houses at your mouth with my cock.
I feel like seeing the “beach body” Oh, there it is!!
She looks well-fit in these shots, but her head is a bit ginormous, eh? (yes, Cali, I’m pandering)
I’m enjoying this chick’s 15 minutes of fame. She’s fun to look at.
If Pam needs money, I’ll give her $300 to paint my house
Pam owes 1.2 million to contractors? No wonder she’s fucking that electrician guy.
Terrence: make sure you’re clear on “porch” versus “Porsche”, I’ve met Pam and the rumors about her not being as dumb as a post are propaganda.
Rusty: nice ass (in your current avi that is)
I fuckin’ used to love the Patridge Family.
Come on, get happy!
Hot babes with douche bags right Rusty? Great ass!
Who else is done for the weekend in under a half hour.
Rusty +1! When she’s down to fucking drywallers and landscapers we’ll know she’s nearly back in the black.
She is looking a bit bobbleheadish
Thanks Wood. It is currently my favorite ass going.
DTF- you’ve got somewhat of a foot fetish right?
What’s a foot fetish?
i would love to raid audrina’s closet she has the best clothes of all the Hills girls.
plus if i crouched she prob wouldn’t be able to see me…
RR you are correct on the HCWDB’s guess. Well done. I would temporarily forgive her for dating douche bags if she’d let me in the back door for a little while.
Trying to think of some clever “Crouching Cali, Hidden…” reference… I got nothing.
Cali: if you crouch, watch out RR doesn’t sneak up behind you.
Oops, I mean, if you crouch, watch out RR doesn’t sneak up behind you, eh?
In either case, check out her underboobs and bring back comparative photo evidence.
Clinching Anus, Hidden Penis.
only in america can girls as dumb as stumps make gobs of money for doing nothing and having it filmed for the world to see.
(i’m pretty sure they don’t pay this well for japanese bukkake)