09.15.2009 Alessandra knows how to dress

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Victorias Secret supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio had a kid this time last year, but you’d never know it by looking at her as she strutted around Manhattan last night in damn near nothing. Is there anything on earth better than a hot girl who dresses slutty? Actually yes, there probably is, but this is still pretty terrific.


(44) Comments

  1. TheOverrated 09/15/2009 14:50

    she is hot, but right now katy perry>>>>alessandra
    http://theoverrated.com

  2. Rokan 09/15/2009 14:52

    I want to check her for worms.

  3. RedRage 09/15/2009 14:54

    Holy fuck, look at the size of her hands. Bitch could palm a basketball. That bellybutton looks like a perfect spot for a semen pool.

  4. DB's Treasure 09/15/2009 14:55

    No thanks.

  5. TheOverrated 09/15/2009 14:55

    she does have an olajuwon wing span

  6. Rokan 09/15/2009 14:55

    DB,
    You are a chubby-chaser, aren’t you?

  7. Headly 09/15/2009 14:57

    I vote with Overrated on this one. That Katy Perry post from yesterday was pretty tasty…

    But I’d still join Rokan in the “checking for worms” action…

  8. DB's Treasure 09/15/2009 14:57

    She’s got the body of Jack from “Return To Oz”.
    http://warehouse.carlh.com/article_075/oz_25.jpg

    Is that head cocked to the side supposed to be sexy? I just see it as early signs of downs.

  9. Headly 09/15/2009 14:58

    Personally, I’d take Rage’s avigirl over this one in a heartbeat. That’s Lucy Pinder, isn’t it Rage? Rowrrrr…

  10. DB's Treasure 09/15/2009 14:59

    No so much a “Chubby Chaser”, Rokan. I like my women with curves. The letter ‘I’ has more curves than this broad.

  11. SomeoneluvsU 09/15/2009 14:59

    She looks much better without that ugly growth attached to her arm.

    http://tinyurl.com/6g5eor

  12. Headly 09/15/2009 15:00

    “Early signs of Downs”…hahaha, DB, I did miss your funny shit, man. It’s good to have some “fuck off time” to waste here…

  13. RedRage 09/15/2009 15:00

    Emma Glover Headly.

  14. Headly 09/15/2009 15:02

    Emma Glover, aye? A new one to add to the list…..mmmmm yes, have her bathed and brought to my tent!

  15. SCUM 09/15/2009 15:02

    At least she is not blowing a kiss and flashing a peace sign.

  16. DB's Treasure 09/15/2009 15:04

    Her face resembles John Stockwell from his early years, like, “My Science Project” or “Top Gun”.
    http://www.screencaptures.net/s/stockwell02.jpg

    Headly, this place does help kill lots of time. Glad you’re back man.

  17. RedRage 09/15/2009 15:04

    Scum, that’s a pretty pink knot in your avi.

  18. SCUM 09/15/2009 15:05

    RR, is the shoe fits share it.

  19. dirtydiane 09/15/2009 15:06

    DB just doesn’t like her cuz she’s wearing Uggs.

    And where did her bf’s chin go?

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