‘90210′ star AnnaLynne McCord proved once again that she understands how being a girl works by wearing this tiny skirt with a huge hole cut out the front. This girl just knows how to be sexy. That’s why I thought it would be a good idea to make an AnnaLynne McCord sex robot. But after I got done it told me it was gay. So I made another one, who turned out to be real religious. Number 3 was married. Robots 4, 5, and 6 claimed to not speak english, while robots 8-15 all valued me as a friend too much to risk losing me after a physical relationship. And I said, “but … but you’re a sex robot.” And it rubbed the side of my arm and said, “I know. I know.”
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penis
I’d punt this bitch’s cunt with my tongue any day.
I just farted and peed a little.
That’s nice DB, let us know when you stain your underwear.
I’d be willing to bet that his undies were stained from the getgo.
the stains just help him figure out which is the front and which is the back, huh deebs?
Dammit DD, so that hole in all of my drawers is supposed to go in the front, not the back?
If this chick “got it” as the tag line states, we’d have full nudity with a chance of sex tapes.
depends, sensei…did you get that hole from busting ass or was it there to start with?
i know y’all hate the ads but that giant angry beaver thing over there —> is pretty funny.
It was there to start with. I thought that it was to go in the back, ya know, for easier expulsion (or entrance from time to time).
Angry beaver? Is that code for queefing?
This bitch has downs eyes and a huge overbite, if someone made her into my sex robot, I’d send her back.
On a related note, I used to think Anthony Michael Hall and the other dork did a great job building Kelley LeBrock but they should have given her bigger tits
Btw, my coworker (shipping&receiving)lost his job so I have been filling in for him which is the reason for my absence…
…that’s if you honkies ever gave a shit and were asking in the first place
row 2 pic 3 i think she looks sorta stunning there…
DB,
How was the race, i.e. specifically did you do the Home Depot thing?
DB, I have no idea why your parents would fire him and not you….imagine that!
DB, I just though you were over licking Perezs taint.
maybe it’s just me but she plays the role of a high school student (i graduated high school when i was 17) yes she looks older than her real age. she looks used up, she was in a bikini one episode and her stoch looked like a 36 year olds that had 2 kids. tight, but def nothing like even a 22 year old’s stomach. i’ve fucked hotter girls than her and so i’ve lusted after WAY hotter girls than her. so whats the point of putting the next lindsay lohan on tv?