are white women retarded?

If you had told me five years ago that the then brand new Tyra Banks talk show would still be around in 2009, I would have punched you in the stomach then tattled on you for being mean to me. But there she was today, showing off her "real hair" while her studio audience of unemployed loners hooted and hollered as if something were actually happening.

Presumably this episode talked about how women can look good naturally, although you're forgiven if you missed that point because naturally Tyra looks like complete fucking hell. No one tipped the camera on its side so it could fit her entire forehead into the shot, so depending on what weird face she's making, she either looks like a Klingon or some kind of light bulb character you might see in a commercial for the electric company.

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