If you had told me five years ago that the then brand new Tyra Banks talk show would still be around in 2009, I would have punched you in the stomach then tattled on you for being mean to me. But there she was today, showing off her “real hair” while her studio audience of unemployed loners hooted and hollered as if something were actually happening.
Presumably this episode talked about how women can look good naturally, although you’re forgiven if you missed that point because naturally Tyra looks like complete fucking hell. No one tipped the camera on its side so it could fit her entire forehead into the shot, so depending on what weird face she’s making, she either looks like a Klingon or some kind of light bulb character you might see in a commercial for the electric company.
Any show that comes on before 6pm is retarded. This is one of them.
i think i saw dark knight on imax on her forehead. it gave me a head ache and i vowed to never see another film in imax again.
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If only white women are Tyra’s audience.
Otherwise, the real question is “Is Tyra’s audience retarded - whatever their race, ethnicity, etc.?”
And the answer would be yes.
Does Tyra give the audience free stuff every show? No?
OK, then they must be retarded.
Mother Fucker,
Only Brend8n can fuck up posting tits.
He waits until everyone is gone, then posts it for 15 minutes. Then he gives us fucking Tyra!!?
I’m gonna go join (p) rick on the homo site.
What am I saying!!??!!
And may I say, Pepper . . . you were absolutely no help today.
I detest this Banks dog … fucking miserable piece of shit
Good evening Rokan …I understand you guys had a long weekend over your way … trust you utilised your time effectively
Mumbles,
I spent time out on the water drinking, went to a baseball game, had a cookout, fucked my girlfriend, and played video games with my son.
Not necessarily in that order.
+1 for the pissing in a hubcap joke.
What did you do for the holiday?
yes and tyra’s still crazy who the fuck cares besides a bunch of women with mixed up priorities in life?
But seriously, if I wanted a good Halloween mask I could just tape a picture of her face to my face…But then again I just want to scare people, not give them a heart attack.
Excellent work Rokan .. we had no holiday downunder did much the same as other weekends, sister in law has been hanging around annoying the shit out of me, fucking helping herself to everything … the shit ya have to do to keep the peace …
slightly OT, but if anybody hasn’t watched D9 I would really suggest checking it out while its in theaters. Best movie I’ve seen all year..
ukickedmydog.
Appreciate the heads up ..will check it out over the next few days.
We really make a Summer debauchery festival out of Labor Day in Michigan, as well as most of the country.
I gained 4 pounds according to the scale at the gym, and since I released at least 16 oz of spooge, so that means its more like a 5 lb. gain.
Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck.
The “I found Total providence” Tony Stark
Hah!
After seeing this clip, I drove 20 miles to get KFC.
Holidays here are filled with the same, eat ,drink , fuck …. summers coming so the sister in law better start exposing the goods or she can get the fuck outta here.
I see you had a small altercation with Zombie further back …
Evening Mr Stark.
Zombie can’t go two posts without an altercation. Talk about an angry young man…
Mumbles,
Everything I have to say to Zombie, I say to his face. Its all good.
Pepper, are you making a racial slur about fried chicken?
Hey, Tony, ukicked. How was Labor Day?