09.04.2009 At least the beach looks pretty

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Stephanie Pratt, Kristin Cavallari, and Lo Bosworth filmed scenes for ‘The Hills’ in Malibu yesterday, and if you squint and pretend it’s a casket that Stephanie is climbing in and sailing away on like a Viking funeral these pictures are actually somewhat satisfying. If that’s working you can also imagine grabbing that paddle out of her hand and smashing her brother in the face until all his teeth break in half and stick into his tongue. The internet has widdled my imagination down to a nub, so neither of those worked for me. Instead I just turned my monitor off and admired the sexy man staring back at me. Well hello there handsome, what’s your name?

(hq jump = here. source = splash news online)

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  1. TheOverrated 09/04/2009 13:54

    she sucks…
    http://theoverrated.com/

  2. fbones 09/04/2009 13:56

    finally, a post which made me crack a smile. NPD has been unfunny for too long.

  3. RedRage 09/04/2009 13:56

    Who, who and who? NEXT!

  4. Death to Finkle! 09/04/2009 13:58

    I am so much more interested in what kind of shoes snatch is wearing today than this dumbass story.

  5. Lolita Valentine 09/04/2009 14:08

    What’s NPD?

  6. RedRage 09/04/2009 14:10

    Nude Pictures Demanded.

  7. Lolita Valentine 09/04/2009 14:11

    Notice how flat her ass is in that last picture.

  8. Zombie 09/04/2009 14:13

    DTF, are you sad that Nike is considering not to distribute DJ AM’s official line of sneakers?

  9. DB's Treasure 09/04/2009 14:14

    Well then show us YOUR ass.

  10. Lolita Valentine 09/04/2009 14:15

    Not until I get to see your treasure

  11. CodPiece 09/04/2009 14:18

    Please. I beg you, DB. Leave your penis in its sock.

  12. Death to Finkle! 09/04/2009 14:18

    I’ve got a pair of Nike cleats I got on clearance, Z.

    Other than that, haven’t owned anything with a swoosh on it in 10 years or so.

  13. RedRage 09/04/2009 14:19

    I didn’t know Nike made penny loafers.

  14. Lolita Valentine 09/04/2009 14:21

    I’d rather see Br*d*n’s treasure to be quite honest..

  15. SsnakeOil 09/04/2009 14:21

    Whittled.

  16. CodPiece 09/04/2009 14:26

    DJ AM’s shoe: The Firestein. Has flames on the side, let’s you stop on a dime (and pick it up for you!) but eventually just dies out on you.

  17. SCUM 09/04/2009 14:27

    Another dumb blond bitch with that stupid belly button door knocker looking piercing.

  18. SsnakeOil 09/04/2009 14:27

    I refuse to complain about girls in bikinis.

    Even if it is kinda boring.

  19. Death to Finkle! 09/04/2009 14:29

    I love, love, love a chick in penny loafers…

    With a plaid skirt, some navy tights, and a maroon sweater vest… Maybe a loose tie…

  20. Observer 09/04/2009 14:30

    The internet has widdled my imagination down to a nub, so neither of those worked for me.

    I’ve whittled for my vittles…..

    ….but never widdled….just to get diddled….

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