09.09.2009 audrina patridge is the winner

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Audrina Patridge is the cover girl for the October issue of ‘Maxim’, and it’s good to see her doing more photoshoots mostly naked because her body is ridiculous. I’ve been pleading with her to do more of this for years. In hindsight I regret killing her pets to let her know I was done being polite, but love is funny like that sometimes.

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  1. TheOverrated 09/09/2009 17:34

    nice body but her un-fun bags are like forest whitekers eyes
    http://youareoverrated.com/

    id still hit it

  2. ohmwrecker 09/09/2009 17:35

    How many more procedures will it take to make her look less retarded?

  3. TheOverrated 09/09/2009 17:37

    Whitaker? WhitaWhatever her titties are cross eyed lol

  4. TheOverrated 09/09/2009 17:40

    id still hit it thou…and make little piggy snorting sounds when i do…..

  5. iwontrememberthis 09/09/2009 17:43

    Why doesn’t she look like herself and why is everything blurry?

    Am I drunk?

  6. bwilson27 09/09/2009 17:45

    Is this bitch still looking for UFOS?

    How about looking at the camera just once, bimbo.

  7. TheOverrated 09/09/2009 17:48

    she is watching the clock to see when her 15 minutes are up

  8. Shiss 09/09/2009 17:59

    I’d shatter her. Then have sex with all the pieces.

  9. TheBurgerBoy 09/09/2009 18:02

    Scwhing! I almost can’t handle this. Whoever did her work needs a pat on the ass. She at one point had borderline retard eyes, she is a total smokeshow after going under the knife

  10. Rokan 09/09/2009 18:06

    I am not ashamed to admit this.

    The fact that she is dumber than a box of rocks makes me want to fuck her more.

    The retard look has me harder than a railroad spike.

  11. Rokan 09/09/2009 18:07

    Pic #1, with the hose!

    Holy shit! She’s bare as a babies ass down there.

  12. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 09/09/2009 18:32

    I would very much like to bang her, doll’s eyes or not. In fact, if she could walk on her hands to make her retard eyes look a little more normal, all the better although definitely not necessary.

  13. Observer 09/09/2009 19:42

    Rokan….

    …being dumb might be her finest asset….

  14. Andrew 09/09/2009 19:59

    These are easily the best pictures I’ve seen out of Maxim in a long time. Then again, Maxim sucks donkey balls so these are really the only pictures I’ve seen out of Maxim in a long time.

  15. 138 09/09/2009 21:18

    I need a towel.

  16. SasquatchWOV 09/10/2009 10:15

    This vapid twat needs to disappear. She’s not even that hot. Her tits look like they were put on during a drunken game of “pin the implants on the retard.”

  17. Halebopp 09/10/2009 18:59

    I love her, dumb and hot, what more do you need

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