Avril Lavigne has been whoring around and partying as if she were single for the last few months, and according to Us.com, now she finally is.
After three years of marriage, Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley have split,
“She dumped him and told him she was leaving him. She wants to move on,” a source tells the new Us Weekly, adding that Lavigne, 25, forced him out of their $9.5 million, 12,00-square-foot estate in L.A.’s Bel Air. “Divorce papers will be filed any day now.”
Whibley, 29, “is crushed,” adds another insider
Uh, I get the feeling he’ll get over it. These pictures were taken 3 days ago in New York at the Ugly Dress and Smile Convention. “RRRERRRR, RERRRR! FIRE! RARRR”, Avril said.
(hq jump here. source = splash news)
did granny loan you her fancy mumu for a night out, avril?
She has worms. No need to check.
I’m sure he was crushed, looks like she gained a few pounds…
The skull and crossbones REALLY goes with the 92 bad print dress….
do these stars not have friends who tell them not to wear that kinda shit?
The skull and crossbones hair thing really compliments that outfit. It’s the new “punk chic”
wow…..
this might just be a case of Pregnant Lady Crazy
there is a cure for it, but it is very painful and horrible to behold
Finally!!!!!
She’s single again.
If any of you posters are statisticians…..could you please do me a favor and recompute the new odds that I’ll be fucking her doggy-style in the near future…….
check her belly button or her starfish for an infaltion valve. She could fly for Thanksgiving here in NY
Looks like she’s been getting fashion tips from Kirstie Allie
Guess Jenny Craig have found a replacement for Kirstie Alley?
And diet tips Rusty.
Thats a little scary Rusty..
Really?? The Sum 41 guy can do way better. Even a gay canadian can pull better/thinner chicks then Avril. What an annoying name by the way. Actually his name sucks also (I think that is how black people spell Derek).
second to last: please locate my cheese platter
I hope all websites use ugly pictures of Avril to announce the news of her being single. That way nobody else will want her and she’ll eventually have no choice but to give in to me. And by “give in to me” I mean wrap her Canadian snatch around my fucking cock.
If celebs made fuckable rubber molds of their pussies like porn stars do, who’s would you buy first and who would sell the most?
Damnit! My doctor says I have Kidney stones! They say that pain is equal to giving birth, which is one of the reasons I’m glad I’m a guy. FUCK!
Obs,
Vegas has you going down for 8:1
Avril passed out on my couch last week……
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/data?pid=avimage&iid=iTzJUoEsa_5s