09.02.2009 Did Aniston have plastic surgery?

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The Italian magazine Grazia is reporting that Jennifer Aniston has received Macrolane injections, a relatively new alternative to breast implants in which hyaluronic acid is injected into the breast and then molded into shape. The procedure takes about an hour, lasts about 12 months and offers an increase up to one full cup size. The Daily Mail says…

…close friends reportedly said the 40-year-old has been feeling ’super confident’ as a result (of the Marcolane) during the filming of her new movie The Bounty (pictures of her on set here).
And Jen is also reportedly hitting the gym as early as 3am for two-hour workouts before arriving on set.
‘The whole thing’s left her feeling better than she’s done in years,’ said the source.
‘Jen loves the fact her curvier figure is having on her wardrobe for the movie. She’s dressed in figure-hugging skirts and low-cut tops every day.
‘In fact, it’s no wonder she and (co-star Gerard Butler) have such electric chemistry.’

Everyone agrees that women should be judged and ranked by cup size, but one look at her prom pictures will tell you that Jennifer Aniston is naturally gorgeous and hasnt been manufactured in a lab like Frankenstein. She’s 100 percent pure Sex Appeal and Passion and Lust and always has been. In fact these pictures should probably be labeled as NSFW. Not because she’s naked, but because you will be as you fall under her sexual spell and rip off your clothes to pleasure yourself.


(111) Comments

  1. SsnakeOil 09/02/2009 09:57

    Well, that settles it. I’m getting that procedure too. I want to feel better about myself.

  2. Watt 09/02/2009 09:57

    NIGZ AND PIGZ EAT FIGZ WHILE DANCIN THEY JIGZ
    NIGZ AND PIGZ EAT FIGZ WHILE DANCIN THEY JIGZ

  3. Veracity 09/02/2009 09:58

    Jesus Christ….. ?!!?!

  4. Watt 09/02/2009 09:58

    FUCK YOU SNAKE DO IT RIGHT!

  5. pepper 09/02/2009 09:59

    yawn,can this news get any older?

  6. SsnakeOil 09/02/2009 09:59

    Watt, just do it faster…

  7. RemSteale 09/02/2009 10:00

    I recommend this link instead:

    http://coedmagazine.com/2009/08/28/101-ridiculously-hot-redheads/

  8. SsnakeOil 09/02/2009 10:01

    I like that they had “electric chemistry” on the set. That’s like, a battery, right Watt? They had a battery.

  9. Watt 09/02/2009 10:03

    Car battery
    Jumper cables
    Nipple clamps
    Lots of butter
    And a midget

  10. dirtydiane 09/02/2009 10:04

    Find me someone in Hollywood that hasn’t had work done…that would be some news.

    I would love to have Victor Kiriakis for my dad, that would be awesome.

  11. Slaappy 09/02/2009 10:04

    If my 1986 prom pictures got out on the web it be NSFW either

    btw, nice link Rem!

  12. Veracity 09/02/2009 10:04

    I bet you the douche she took to prom is regretting whatever caused their separation now!

  13. KevKaos 09/02/2009 10:04

    I’d hit it again.

  14. Veracity 09/02/2009 10:09

    It’s still gotta be cool to be able to say:
    “Brad Pitt’s bitch?….. Yeah, My Leftovers”

  15. Zombie 09/02/2009 10:11

    Rem, that page is very nice until you get down to the last few rows and see a picture of tweaked out Lohan chewing on a piece of her hair.

  16. Watt 09/02/2009 10:14

    She’s just the crazy bitch now. Some one needs to lock hour in a shed out back and give her three dickings a day until she’s sane.

    It will be a long and hard process. I’m up to the challenge.

  17. RemSteale 09/02/2009 10:15

    I know Zombie, but there’s at least 90 others that are worth looking at.

    Lohan manages to mess up everything

  18. RemSteale 09/02/2009 10:16

    Thanks Slaappy. Love your avi

  19. SsnakeOil 09/02/2009 10:17

    Redheads are awesome.
    Lucille Ball notwithstanding.

  20. Watt 09/02/2009 10:18

    I’ll bet I could walk up to Jen wearing my Federal Breast inspector shirt and cop a feel.

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