Adam Goldstein, better known as DJ AM, died five days ago of course from a drug overdose, and even though it hasn’t yet been decided if it was suicide or an accident, his family will lay him to rest today at 3pm in Los Angeles.
70 days since Michael Jackson died by the way. Still sittin in the fridge. Just hangin out. Awesome, right? E! Online says…
AM will be buried at 3 p.m. at the Hillside Memorial Park and Mortuary in West Los Angeles following a private funeral on site.
A friend of the Goldstein family says the service is for “family only.”
AM will be interred in one of the city’s most prominent Jewish cemeteries, near the graves of Jack Benny, Milton Berle and Michael Landon.
Family and celebrity pals are expected to turn out Thursday night for a memorial service at the Hollywood Palladium.
It’s looking more and more like suicide considering Valentines cards and pictures of his ex gf Hayley Wood (pictured below) were found near his body and he had eight oxycontin in his stomach and a ninth in his mouth when he was found (he died before he had time to swallow the last one). So yeah, that seems like suicide. Either that or he was murdered by whoever oxycontin’s chief competitor is.
penis
Roll his body into a sewer hole…
…along with his music
Who the fuck is Dl AM?
Brend8n you can’t even get the name right, you fuck!
He has been reincarnated as the “genius” feature on my iPod
So, snatch and DB’s boot are taking a shit in the woods.
Snatch looks over to DB’s boot, and says “Excuse me. Do you have problems with shit sticking to you?”
“No”, replies the boot.
“Good.” snatch says, and wipes her ass with the boot.
number five is alive
i heard he was on oxycotin and xanax and crack…reminds self not to sue that combination
wow, stellar post NPD. You are really hitting home runs all day today.
I think I love you, Fink
Michael Landon was a Jew? He wasn’t in Adam Sandler’s holiday song
I’m pretty sure suicides can’t be buried in a jewish cemetary.
I guess in la, like everything else that’s only true if you’re not a celebrity.
…and right after she wipes, ohmwrecker walks by holding hands with a scared 5 year old boy.
snatch: yes he was … but you were in the bathroom
Dirty Dirk,
How ’bout I pick you up at 6:00 and we’ll take a couple of axe-handles and go beat some sense into this worthless fuck.
“Never mix meat with dairy,” as does Michael Landon.
didn’t he also have tattoos? that would prevent him from being buried with the jews.
oh, those were just burn scars you say? nevermind.
do you remember the scene on Little House on the Prairie where that bastard kid who later died found a person of color in the barn sucking an egg?
director: ok now wrap your lips around the egg
No one cares about Jewish traditions anymore, Diane,
I bet the fucker ate bacon too.
jews are picky as catholics it seems
That’s the worst digital clock ever… No shit it’s “AM” - it’s also Vegas! No one gives a shit what time it is in Vegas!
Best version of “Take on Me”?
Reel Big Fish
Cap’n Jazz
a-ha