“dragged his girlfriend around 30ft”

September 3, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Chris Brown and Joe Francis must be kicking themselves for not thinking of this move, but Hayden Christensen’s brother Tove (above, left) was arrested this morning for felony assault with a deadly weapon after DRAGGING HIS GIRLFRIEND 30 FEET WITH HIS FUCKING CAR! When asked for a comment, she said, “Ow.”

LAPD responded to a 911 call in Hollywood around 2:30 AM after an argument broke out between the couple. Witnesses told law enforcement that Christensen pushed her to the ground and hopped in his car — but when his GF reached inside to grab her purse, Tove hit the gas and dragged her down the street.
When police arrived, the girlfriend had visible marks on her arm. They later tracked down Tove at his L.A. home and arrested him.
He’s currently being held on $30,000 bail.

Every now and then you see some Worlds Best Boyfriend story and it’s some nerd who rents out a movie theater so they can watch ‘Pretty Woman’ or some queer crap like that, and there’s no way I’m doin all that, but at least I didn’t drag you 30 feet with my car. If we we’re dating, Toves girlfriend can’t help but be impressed by the way I sit motionless on the couch watching pre-season football. You would think I didn’t even know she was there by the way I wasn’t dragging her with my car. “I’m one lucky lady!” she’ll probably say to herself.

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