Ellen DeGeneres is a mean-spirited ungrateful bitch who many, many people in Hollywood genuinely despise (more on that here). She also has no practical experience in the music industry. Combine these two things and it only makes sense that she’s been named the fourth judge on ‘American Idol’. I’m lying of course. What. The fuck.
“DeGeneres will sit alongside Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Kara DioGuardi and offer her own unique perspective to the contestants throughout the competition,” Fox television says in a statement.
DeGeneres, 51, begins her stint after the audition rounds, which have featured a rotating group of celebrity guest judges including Shania Twain, Victoria Beckham, Mary J. Blige, Joe Jonas and Kristin Chenoweth.
All 5 of the people on that list would have been a better choice, and I don’t even know who 2 of them are. There is literally no one on earth that would have been this bad. If someone stood next to you and acted the way she does, with her annoying dancing and embarrassingly stupid jokes, you’d call the fucking cops.
much better than
paula, can’t wait
i puke everytime she dances like she’s in a fuckin’nightclub
Is that Leisa?
What… The… Fuck…
not that i watch american idol, but i watch so you think you can dance and she was a guest judge last season and she was so damn corny, she has a hot wife thou
http://theoverrated.com/
Maybe this is part of a devious plot to get her to quit her tv show…
and then fire her
Well played, Simon Cowell, you are truly an evil genius.
Umm…
Uhhhhhh
I kinda
Ahhh fuck it!
I kinda Like her. lol
I just think shes got a good outlook on life. She has fun, doesn’t give a flying fuck what anyone thinks, is extremely successful for a battle dike, has a hotter bitch than anyone here, well, pretty much anyone anywhere, and shes RICH! The only problem I have with her doing this show is that she is way too fucking nice. I can’t see her saying, (Simon Cowell style) “You Stink, Go Home” She will most likely be like Paula (Which is WHY they are REPLACING PAULA WITH HER) and say “You know, you have such a warm personality and such a caring point of view bleh bleh blahhh”.
Ahh, who knows. She is such an unlikely candidate for the position that it might just be entertaining.
Or it might suck a bag of hammer handles like everyone else is saying.
Most likely the latter or the 2.
By the way GOOD MORNING FUCKERS!
She always looks like she just discovered a nasty fart in the air or something.
I’m going to miss Paula’s drug-fueled nonsensical rants.
Veracity, you sound conflicted. Here, have a beer and relax. It really doesn’t matter if she’s good or not.
Really.
Veracity, no need to be ashamed. I think Ellen is great. Her stand up comedy is hilarious and her late television show was funny as hell. I don’t know where this douchebag new writer gets off calling her a “mean-spirited ungrateful bitch”, even though she doesn’t support the writer’s strike. So the fuck what!?!? Fuck those writers. They’re about as funny as this brain-crippled cunt muscle writing for this forum. Ellen is a funny gal and she’s dating a hot piece of pussy, too.
Portia De Rossi may be pretty but she is also a titless wonder.
Yea, but she’s a talented actress. She was really funny in Arrested Development.
For some reason, she reminds me of Big Bird……
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Pepper,
Did the Stormtroopers sodomize you after they arrested you?
Ellen might be dating a hot piece of ass, but that is where her cred ends. Not that it matters all that much to me, I have never, nor will I watch an episode of American Karoake. Ever.
Ally McBeal, too. She and Calista Flockhart don’t have a decent tit between them.
Rokan, sorry, come back!
WTF …INDEED!
and I’M BACK!!!!
It’s a slow goddamn morning. Sheesh.
You know it a shitty show that even a lesbian scene w/ Portia De Rossi couldn’t get me to watch AI