Ellen has joined American Idol

September 10, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Ellen DeGeneres is a mean-spirited ungrateful bitch who many, many people in Hollywood genuinely despise (more on that here). She also has no practical experience in the music industry. Combine these two things and it only makes sense that she’s been named the fourth judge on ‘American Idol’. I’m lying of course. What. The fuck.

DeGeneres will sit alongside Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Kara DioGuardi and offer her own unique perspective to the contestants throughout the competition,” Fox television says in a statement.
DeGeneres, 51, begins her stint after the audition rounds, which have featured a rotating group of celebrity guest judges including Shania Twain, Victoria Beckham, Mary J. Blige, Joe Jonas and Kristin Chenoweth.

All 5 of the people on that list would have been a better choice, and I don’t even know who 2 of them are. There is literally no one on earth that would have been this bad. If someone stood next to you and acted the way she does, with her annoying dancing and embarrassingly stupid jokes, you’d call the fucking cops.

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