09.04.2009 eva mendes is ridiculous

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Eva Mendes stars with Nic Cage in the sequel to ‘Bad Lieutenant’, and as always she looked terrific at it’s Venice premier last night.  It didn’t hurt that she occasionally flicked her tongue at the photographers, as if giving the paparazzi erections would make them take better pictures.  It won’t. Considering several kids movies are also premiering at this festival, all it probably does is get them arrested.


(163) Comments

  1. Faker Zombie 09/04/2009 17:40

    Slow down turd ferguson. Everyone went home for the day.

  2. Demon Spawn 09/04/2009 17:47

    I would so do this woman. I wouldn’t even charge her either.

  3. Watt 09/04/2009 17:51

    She needs a good pussy lickin

    Ill do it

  4. iwontrememberthis 09/04/2009 17:54

    Why does Eva Mendes keep appearing in (horrible) Nic Cage movies? Does she like the abuse?

  5. Demon Spawn 09/04/2009 17:59

    My guess would be the money… yeah, probably the money.

  6. Dr. Gonzo 09/04/2009 18:01

    When was this domain hijacked by USWeekly?

    Does anybody here know the new url for what would tyler durden do?

    (I’m pretty sure I know what tyler durden would do at any event where paris hilton walks on a red carpet)

  7. Thunder Dog 09/04/2009 18:16

    Man hands and a very meh face - not a big fan of DUI girl.

  8. Mony Vibescu 09/04/2009 19:33

    Lame.

  9. asdffdsa 09/04/2009 22:53

    eva mendes’ looks are more overrated than any woman in history.

  10. Demon Spawn 09/05/2009 00:36

    What about Jennifer Aniston? She doesn’t even have an ass.

  11. ukickedmydog 09/05/2009 01:11

    I’d probably hate-fuck JAniston but smoothly caress Eva. MMMMMM! She’s got some sex appeal man i dunno her looks don’t even matter as much when she’s got attitude, even though she’s hot as fuck anyways. Yep. Wreck it.

  12. Ever 09/05/2009 04:21

    “eva mendes’ looks are more overrated than any woman in history.”

    This. Eva has a fuckin’ MAN face. Any guy that digs her is either a closet homo or is looking at her from behind and is for a major disappointment.

  13. Veracity 09/05/2009 06:59

    Are you both out of your fucking minds? COME ON!

    She is BY FAR one of the sexiest women on the planet! If a woman shows a little bit of class and confidence she’s ‘Boring’ to you guys. Then when she dresses and acts like Paris Hilton she’s a skanky whore. lol

    Christ, give me an example of who you guys think is not only hot, but attractive personality wise.

    Just curious to see what everyone thinks

  14. Veracity 09/05/2009 07:00

    (((This is the part where I get “”"I don’t fuck personality….Duhhh” answers from half of Durden.

  15. Ever 09/05/2009 07:58

    No.

    Look at her face.

    It’s a man.

    Debate over.

  16. Ever 09/05/2009 07:59

    Also: Horse teeth.

  17. pepper 09/05/2009 09:00

    Veracity,It’s a woman with a strap-on, waiting for you to come home.
    .
    .
    Ssnake, if you go to Lime Rock on Monday, send me an email.
    pepperfunt@yahoo.com

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  19. The "I found my baseball" Tony Stark 09/05/2009 22:02

    For the record, Eva Mendes is a hot woman. And for the record, I am better looking than Nicolas Cage. So with that I should be dating Eva Mendes.

  20. The "I found my baseball" Tony Stark 09/05/2009 22:03

    Oh yeah, and to the spammers, fuck off and die.

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