Gwyneth Paltrow and her kids were in Barcelona over the weekend, so look for one of her future “advice” columns to be, “go to Barcelona. It’s so charming.” As if no one had ever thought of that shit before and the reason we haven’t been vacationing there is because we were waiting for it to be Gwyneth Approved.
Her boobs seem to hate her as much as the rest of us because one of them tried to make a break for it before they all got trapped together on a plane. Luckily for everyone with eyes she was wearing a nude-colored bra, otherwise she wouldn’t have been able to hear the security guards instructions over all the terrified screaming.
(hq jump here. source = splash news online)
close, but no thanks.
NIGZ AND PIGZ EAT FIGZ WHILE DANCIN THEY JIGZ
Rick(P) under what name do you post at TMZ?
FUCK YOU PEPPER
good morning, wish it were a nip slip
http://theoverrated.com/
CHOCKE ON A CHOKED CHICKEN COCK CRISPY CRAPPER CUMBUCKET
I’d wreck this chick.
Meh, I’d bang her.
I’m going to see if I can produce a surprised look on my face upon learning that DB’d hit it.
Nope.
I wouldn’t. Uppity bitch.
Now that we’re hereee, it’s so far awayyy!
DB would fuck her because her body resembles a tube sock fresh out the dryer.
DtF, I am wracking my brain trying to remember what movie your avatar is from. It’s not from “Runaway” w/ Tom Selleck, is it?
Tila Tequila gets her ass beat over the weekend and all we get is this rotten shit?
FUCK THIS WEBSITE!!!!
…peace out!
“and it was all yellow…”
that song’s about her pussy.
DB, it’s Robocop fool!
Robocop deebs
ALL THE WORLDS ASS HOLES UNITE FOR A SPLENDID FUCKBALLOON, I’LL BRING THE QUESO
DD I WOULD DO THINGS IN PLACES YOUR GIRLFRIEND WON’T
Ah yes. I haven’t seen Robocop is fucking ages. And I only saw it once. Wasn’t that good.
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