I am gonna kick your ass

By brendon September 11, 2009 @ 2:45 PM


Megan Fox was the sexy center of attention for last nights premiere of ‘Jennifer’s Body’ at the Toronto Film Festival, but she unknowingly sentenced this poor bastard to the beating of a lifetime. Does this nerd think he can just waltz in here and turn my world upside down? I’ve been in a pretend relationship with Megan Fox for 2 years now, and he’s livin in a fantasy world if he thinks he’s gonna steal my imaginary lover. In fact I may delete this post, because I can’t afford to leave a trail of evidence for the cops to find. You know, “after”.

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(95) Comments

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    RedRage 09/11/2009 14:47

    I’m going to fuck her ass!

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    Death to Finkle! 09/11/2009 14:47

    I’d suck the polish off of them there toenails.

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    Big Smelly Dirt Cock 09/11/2009 14:52

    She’s trying too hard to look classy lately. I prefer her slutty. Would bang her either way of course.

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    DB's Treasure 09/11/2009 14:53

    “Doc, Doc.”

    “Who’s there?”

    “A dirty old whore.”

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    Death to Finkle! 09/11/2009 14:55

    That’s still about the best I’ve read on here, DB.

    It was so simple, yet so complex. And the timing on it was flawless.

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    Watt 09/11/2009 14:55


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    pepper 09/11/2009 14:55

    my blow up doll has the same mouth!
    I mean, she has a mouth of a blow up doll!

  8. avatar
    Watt 09/11/2009 14:56

    Yeah first!

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    RedRage 09/11/2009 14:56

    Megan is about 15 minutes away from me right now. My dick is flicking like a snake’s tongue, sniffing her sweet ass out. I going to find her and fire my venom into that open yap of hers.

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    RedRage 09/11/2009 14:57

    Hilarious DB!

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    TheOverrated 09/11/2009 14:57

    She’s overrated.

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    DB's Treasure 09/11/2009 14:59

    She’s hotter than that border hopping piece of vag you’re “railing” Overrated.

    ::pies Overrated in the face::

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    Watt 09/11/2009 15:02

    You mean the random girl he found a photobucket for?

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    TheOverrated 09/11/2009 15:02

    I broke up with her, I traded her in for a new border hopping piece of vag, except that border would be your lawn and that trash would your wife ohhhh

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    Watt 09/11/2009 15:07


    Deebs married

    Good one

  16. avatar
    Death to Finkle! 09/11/2009 15:08

    Is that a Suunto, pepper?

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    DB's Treasure 09/11/2009 15:09

    Overrated, I aint married. and my property is gated in. You can ask your ex how to get past fences.

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    TheOverrated 09/11/2009 15:14

    You know what else you “aint” doing? Fucking megan fox, so calm down and stop acting like people don’t overrate her.

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    TheDocisback 09/11/2009 15:16

    Overrated, DB lives with his mom and they are not married just domestic partners.

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    DB's Treasure 09/11/2009 15:16

    ::sigh:: You’re right. I wish I was fucking Megan Fox. I don’t know how people overrate her. She’s sexy as hell. I’d hide my cock in her holes any day.

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