Megan Fox was the sexy center of attention for last nights premiere of ‘Jennifer’s Body’ at the Toronto Film Festival, but she unknowingly sentenced this poor bastard to the beating of a lifetime. Does this nerd think he can just waltz in here and turn my world upside down? I’ve been in a pretend relationship with Megan Fox for 2 years now, and he’s livin in a fantasy world if he thinks he’s gonna steal my imaginary lover. In fact I may delete this post, because I can’t afford to leave a trail of evidence for the cops to find. You know, “after”.
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