Megan Fox was the sexy center of attention for last nights premiere of ‘Jennifer’s Body’ at the Toronto Film Festival, but she unknowingly sentenced this poor bastard to the beating of a lifetime. Does this nerd think he can just waltz in here and turn my world upside down? I’ve been in a pretend relationship with Megan Fox for 2 years now, and he’s livin in a fantasy world if he thinks he’s gonna steal my imaginary lover. In fact I may delete this post, because I can’t afford to leave a trail of evidence for the cops to find. You know, “after”.
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I’m going to fuck her ass!
I’d suck the polish off of them there toenails.
She’s trying too hard to look classy lately. I prefer her slutty. Would bang her either way of course.
“Doc, Doc.”
“Who’s there?”
“A dirty old whore.”
That’s still about the best I’ve read on here, DB.
It was so simple, yet so complex. And the timing on it was flawless.
NIGZ AND PIGZ EAT FIGZ WHILE DANCIN THEY JIGZ
my blow up doll has the same mouth!
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I mean, she has a mouth of a blow up doll!
Yeah first!
Megan is about 15 minutes away from me right now. My dick is flicking like a snake’s tongue, sniffing her sweet ass out. I going to find her and fire my venom into that open yap of hers.
Hilarious DB!
She’s overrated.
She’s hotter than that border hopping piece of vag you’re “railing” Overrated.
::pies Overrated in the face::
You mean the random girl he found a photobucket for?
I broke up with her, I traded her in for a new border hopping piece of vag, except that border would be your lawn and that trash would your wife ohhhh
Hahaha
Deebs married
Good one
Is that a Suunto, pepper?
Overrated, I aint married. and my property is gated in. You can ask your ex how to get past fences.
You know what else you “aint” doing? Fucking megan fox, so calm down and stop acting like people don’t overrate her.
Overrated, DB lives with his mom and they are not married just domestic partners.
::sigh:: You’re right. I wish I was fucking Megan Fox. I don’t know how people overrate her. She’s sexy as hell. I’d hide my cock in her holes any day.