09.11.2009 jessica is in rio

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Jessica Simpson is in Brazil this week to film scenes for her VH1 show, ‘The Price of Beauty’. Jessica travels around the world and interviews women about what they go through to look good. Jessica doesn’t speak any of those other languages, and she’s endorsed around 50 different lines of beauty products, so really its just more of a travel guide to stammering pauses and tips on how to change the subject in other cultures.


(45) Comments

  1. Faker Zombie 09/11/2009 11:19

    Hockey!!!

  2. TheOverrated 09/11/2009 11:20

    id still hit those saggy tits
    http://theoverrated.com

  3. TheOverrated 09/11/2009 11:21

    damn the chick in picture 2 has a BANGIN body

  4. Faker Zombie 09/11/2009 11:21

    Hi Overrated, your site is looking nice. I have touched myself to your postings numerous times. The ones with porn in them more so then the ones with shoes.

  5. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 09/11/2009 11:22

    I hope she gets eaten by a shark.

  6. leftnutofjesus 09/11/2009 11:23

    i love that look on her face.

    totally detached from reality, blankly staring at something mere mortals cannot see, womb ripening inside like a discarded cherry at Smuckers, craving cock, but leaning toward pussy.

    or as i call it, the “every bitch i run into today” face.

  7. leftnutofjesus 09/11/2009 11:24

    pic 3,

    wigger pants won’t woo this bitch.

  8. DB's Treasure 09/11/2009 11:25

    “damn the chick in picture 2 has a BANGIN body”

    Right you are, Overrated.

  9. DB's Treasure 09/11/2009 11:27

    I hope she gets eaten by a *chicken of the sea.

    fixed it for ya, BSDC

  10. Woodsman 09/11/2009 11:28

    “damn the chick in picture 2 has a BANGIN body”
    “Right you are, Overrated.”
    You two have drunk the ‘fat girls need love too’ Kool Aid haven’t you?

  11. Faker Zombie 09/11/2009 11:29

    I though for a second that the other girl was that Casey girl who used to be her assistant in the ol’ Jessica/Nick days, but I could be wrong.

  12. dirtydiane 09/11/2009 11:29

    does she look miserable because she just realized she’s become the next generation jennifer aniston? or because she’s on a diet and fucking starving?

  13. RedRage 09/11/2009 11:30

    I actually have to work today! I’m out for a few hours. Keep your head up and your stick on the ice!

  14. DB's Treasure 09/11/2009 11:31

    Woodsman, if that girl in pic two is fat then call me a Chubby Chaser For Life. She’s got curves, my brotha. Not to be mistaken with cellulite, saggy spare tires and a lumpy dumper. Roll with the times, man. Skin and bones is out….real women look like THIS! http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/09/jessica-is-in-rio/js-brazil-5/

  15. Woodsman 09/11/2009 11:31

    DD: or that she is in Rio and needs to cover up in that moo moo because she’s still well above training camp weight?

  16. Tom Foolery 09/11/2009 11:32

    She looks broken.

  17. DB's Treasure 09/11/2009 11:34

    My girlfriend is built the same way as that girl in pic two (don’t ask me how a got a woman like that cause I still have no idea), only she’s much shorter. I’m 5′8″ and she’s 5′5″.

  18. Faker Zombie 09/11/2009 11:34

    It doesn’t help that she is standing next to the femme in karate pants. That guy(?) must be all of 5′2″ I agree with DB and Over, she is nice on the eyes.

  19. Woodsman 09/11/2009 11:35

    DB/Chubby Chaser for Life:
    To each his own. I think you would make a good wing man (i.e., you are happy to chase the hot girl’s chunky friend).

  20. Sensei John Kreese 09/11/2009 11:38

    Hey, sometimes you gotta throw your body onto that grenade.

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=grenade

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