julia roberts really sucks

Julia Roberts is in India filming something I’ll never see called ‘Eat, Pray, Love’, and when not pissing off locals by shutting down their Hindu temple so the movie can use it as a prop (here), she’s pissing off visitors by booking every single room in the famous Pataudi Palace hotel (here). But it’s not because she’s some uppity bitch who doesn’t want Indian people to get anywhere near her. Oh wait never mind. It’s totally that.

Around 350 security staff, including police, more than 100 bouncers and nearly 40 gunmen are guarding the star.
Bulletproof cars are used to take the star to and from the set and helicopters patrol the skies overhead.

Jesus Julia, don’t flatter yourself. You act like some elite team of assassins is after you. No one cares about you any more. At best, I’ve thought about Julia Roberts 10 times in the last 5 years. And it’s only that many because I’m the father of two of her kids.