09.30.2009 justin and jessica are done

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Star and Us magazine both run cover stories today saying that Justin Timberlake has broken up with Jessica Biel, with Star adding “for Rihanna”, and yet Justin and Jessica were allegedly out together just last night, looking very much un-broken up as they held hands on the way to dinner. So what’s the truth?

Well, the magazines gain nothing by lying, but if Justin and Jessica can fool people into thinking they’re dating, then the world is theirs for the taking!  Their powers grow with each day they fool us, soon there will be no stopping them!

(hq jump here. source = splash news online)

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  1. Just the Tip 09/30/2009 15:28

    I can’t believe DB isn’t all over this.

  2. whatizdat 09/30/2009 15:29

    Im sure DB will be along in a minute to spout about it

  3. Just the Tip 09/30/2009 15:29

    “for Rihanna”

    Can you add that to Fortune Cookies? That sounds like a great end tagline.

  4. Observer 09/30/2009 15:30

    You really can’t blame a guy for dumping a chick after he’s fucked her six ways to Sunday…..

    …especially a gay guy like “Justin”….

  5. TheOverrated 09/30/2009 15:32

    its me bitches!
    http://theoverrated.com

  6. Just the Tip 09/30/2009 15:32

    I’m sorry Jessica, but Britney had the best break up of all time with Justin.

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    Done? Yeah, it’s done. Done & done. Dead even.

  7. Observer 09/30/2009 15:32

    Rihanna???

    The song by Fleetwood Mac?

  8. SCUM 09/30/2009 15:36

    Time for a MJ update. or Winehouse.

  9. SsnakeOil 09/30/2009 15:38

    New up.

  10. Woodsman 09/30/2009 15:38

    new up - just as sad as this one

  11. The Fried Man 09/30/2009 15:52

    Maybe he dumped her because she has a penis.

  12. Observer 09/30/2009 16:08

    The FriedMan….

    ..and he has a vagina…..

    (…still doesn’t make sense though)

  13. They Call Me Lo 09/30/2009 16:19

    Meh, who cares? She hasn’t had a hit since “I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry”.

    Wait, what?

  14. mini me 09/30/2009 16:27

    Those photos of Jessica and Justin looked photoshopped to someone else’s body. Just look closely at their faces in each photo. Hmm…

  15. Admiral 09/30/2009 18:34

    I could understand if he wants a girl that a little more… um ,girlie. For instance, it’s not clear to me who would’ve won between a fight with Chris Brown and Jessica Biel — on the other hand, Rhianna didn’t even bother to fight back because she’s girlie, and “real” girlie-girls don’t have shoulders like an NFL wide receiver and break through concrete walls head-first. I’m not sure if Biel has actually done the latter, but I wouldn’t be surprised.

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  17. Jill Mailander 10/02/2009 12:22

    I’m not sure if they broke up yet. I think that they’re going through the rough patch right before they breakup. Rihanna and JT would be a totally hot couple though! I’d like to see that!

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