kanye is really sorry

By brendon September 14, 2009 @ 12:13 PM

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You knew the caps-lock key was gonna catch a beating once Kanye sobered up and someone told him what he did to Taylor Swift.

I’M SOOOOO SORRY TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FANS AND HER MOM. I SPOKE TO HER MOTHER RIGHT AFTER AND SHE SAID THE SAME THING MY MOTHER WOULD’VE SAID. SHE IS VERY TALENTED! I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE’S IN THE BLEACHERS! …………………… I’M IN THE WRONG FOR GOING ON STAGE AND TAKING AWAY FROM HER MOMENT!…………….. BEYONCE’S VIDEO WAS THE BEST OF THIS DECADE!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT MTV. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO TAYLOR 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I’M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE!!! NO DISRESPECT BUT WE WATCHIN’ THE SHOW AT THE CRIB RIGHT NOW CAUSE … WELL YOU KNOW!!!! I’M STILL HAPPY FOR TAYLOR!!!! BOOOYAAAWWWW!!!! YOU ARE VERY VERY TALENTED!!! I GAVE MY AWARDS TO OUTKAST WHEN THEY DESERVED IT OVER ME… THAT’S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!! I’M NOT CRAZY YALL, I’M JUST REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!! I REALLY FEEL BAD FOR TAYLOR AND I’M SINCERELY SORRY!!! MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

He can’t be that sorry because he does this sort of thing all the time. Award shows should tag him like scientists do with caribou, and whenever they see his red dot moving toward the stage, they can put up the Kanye “technical difficulties” card until he’s done ruining everyone’s night. The one I made is just a suggestion. The real ones will be a lot better. Like one could have a Kanye in a straight jacket running away from men in white coats as they try to catch him with those big butterfly nets.

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  1. sandman 09/14/2009 12:15

    Someone should tell Kanye that his face is starting to wrinkle. And then send him to his mom’s plastic surgeon.

  2. pepper 09/14/2009 12:15

    nnnoooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

  3. Jean-Claude Van Douche 09/14/2009 12:15

    This…is…not…TITS.

    No one cares about this story. We want to see tight asses and nice racks.

    Less stating the obvious more showing vag.

    Fucking sellout.

  4. RedRage 09/14/2009 12:16

    Fucking useless asshole. Next!

  5. TheOverrated 09/14/2009 12:16

    lol last night his website crashed because so many people tried to get on….this was a damn set up and kanye was the fall guy well because he can take the scrutiny..the vmas would have been boring as hell well WERE boring as hell without kanyes uncouth outburst
    http://theoverrated.com/

  6. evilmalcomnorris_the2cumming 09/14/2009 12:18

    Oh nooo…not another Kanye post!!!

  7. evilmalcomnorris_the2cumming 09/14/2009 12:19

    Who the F is this Kanye?

  8. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 09/14/2009 12:20

    I wish Congress would pass a law stating that anyone who interrupts an acceptance speech at an awards show that has a name that rhymes with Vayne Jest shall be hung in a public square and then grandfather in this fuck.

  9. fndwggn 09/14/2009 12:20

    I love how he starts out apologizing, but then gets more and more rapped out and eventually just ends up saying the same shit he said during the show about beyonce being better and how taylor should have followed his lead and given her award away. What a jerk off.

  10. DarkCherry 09/14/2009 12:21

    yeah and this wasn’t posted when he sobered up. this was posted about an hour after he did it, when he had to leave after MTV kicked his ass out.

  11. Jean-Claude Van Douche 09/14/2009 12:24

    “Kelly Clarkson has some words for Kanye”
    Were any of them feed me?

    How dare that cow say anything about anything. She is famous for what again? American Idol? Oh wow! Know what American Idol is really? It is a show based on the idea that if you suck too much for anyone at any point in your feeble life to notice you this show gives you a chance to prove to everyone how awesome you really are but you are not.

    You are not famous for a reason and it is not some slight of fate it is because you cannot sing as well, play an instrument as well, generate lyrics as well as anyone else and once your fifteen minutes are up have the fucking decent to crawl back into whatever failure of a life you had previously with whatever paltry winnings you managed to retain after your binge eating/drinking/drugs and/or general suck.

  12. Jean-Claude Van Douche 09/14/2009 12:25

    GD…Decency…I need to start proofreading these things. Ranting on no sleep seems to require more work.

  13. RemSteale 09/14/2009 12:25

    Learn to fucking type

  14. Zombie 09/14/2009 12:26

    Incorrect DarkCherry. I didn’t ask you what quarterbacks excited you… I asked what the greatest overall highlight was. The correct answer would have been Kyle Orton’s deflected pass to Brandon Stokley with 11 seconds left to give the Broncos a miraculous win.

    This video would have also been accepted as a legitimate answer.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CWDULy1y98&feature=player_embedded

  15. RemSteale 09/14/2009 12:27

    Kanye I mean, not you JCVD

  16. Picnic Bear 09/14/2009 12:27

    That is a magnificent photoshop. I may use that for my Christmas card.

  17. Watt 09/14/2009 12:27

    WE WANT TITS

  18. Death to Finkle! 09/14/2009 12:28

    I thought you were going for descent, but that doesn’t make sense either.

  19. dirtydiane 09/14/2009 12:28

    who gives a flying fuck about this? none of these people are “musicians”. they are goddamn circus performers. too bad someone didn’t accidentally launch a SCUD into whatever theater this was being held at during the show.

  20. DarkCherry 09/14/2009 12:29

    z – when do we ever agree on anything?

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