September 9, 2009 | beach | editor | 0 Comments
The GQ Men of the Year Awards were held last night in London, and according to the list of winners it’s a bunch of faggity nonsense just like the magazine itself. I have no idea who the hell those people are, except for my beloved Lily Allen who won Woman of the Year. The big winner of the night was my penis because Kelly Brook wore this dress that probably caused her toes to turn blue but also showed off her comic-book-villain body. She almost looks as good as she did in Arena magazine (here). One time I masturbated so hard to those I actually died for three minutes.
(20 more pictures here. hq jump here. source = splash, wenn, pacific coast)