The GQ Men of the Year Awards were held last night in London, and according to the list of winners it’s a bunch of faggity nonsense just like the magazine itself. I have no idea who the hell those people are, except for my beloved Lily Allen who won Woman of the Year. The big winner of the night was my penis because Kelly Brook wore this dress that probably caused her toes to turn blue but also showed off her comic-book-villain body. She almost looks as good as she did in Arena magazine (here). One time I masturbated so hard to those I actually died for three minutes.
(20 more pictures here. hq jump here. source = splash, wenn, pacific coast)
I want them in my mouth..
someone call Observer!
I’d like to bury my penis in that cleavage, among other places!
I think I like this chick because she looks natural, unlike most of the hollywood bitches who look like their makeup is applied with a Wagner power sprayer.
After the boner deflating experience of seeing that washed up, diseased twat in the previous post I’d like to extend my penis’ deepest gratitude for this set of pictures.
Best import of the year
<<<<< And to think I missed this.
Mila is the hotness though. She’s a perfect example of the benefit of smaller breasts, longer shelf life.
Yep.
i like the curves she’s rockin, a lot better than the bag of bones look some hollywood actresses go for
How exactly did you miss it Scum? Obviously the photos haven’t gone anywhere.
does anyone else get a shit ton of virus warnings on this site now?
This girl is not pretty. Sexy, yes. She’s definitely got a great presence, but she’s only a few facial warts away from Sarah Jessica Parker.
Definitely sexy, though.
And Kelly Brook, have mercy. If you think Jason Statham is a badass on screen, he deserves even more points for nailing this perfect angel off screen. I believe I might even cheat on Diane with her.
SinDs - constantly. I have my AV program set to ask when the browser tries to connect and it asks every time I log on here. Every few days I run a scan and it always finds crap.
SinsDs,
I have that problem at home, but not at work due to the firewall.
Most those viruses were related to the Pam Anderson post.
This one, not so much.
This girl is not pretty… yap yap yap… but she’s only a few facial warts away from Sarah Jessica Parker.
SsnakeOil, from this point on there is nothing you can ever say which will convince me that you are not a fucking homo. This girl is worthy of giving birth to my first child.
I would never even think of putting this Kelly chick in the same realm as Sarah Jessica Parker.
Hmm.. real body with curves, cute face, real hair and good skin…
yes, I can see how you think she’s a troll…
Zombie, I was so bored with the last post I back tracked and found Nippleous Erectous.