As you listen to the television producers of ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ feed lines and direction to Khloe Kardashian, telling her what to say and think and do during her own wedding, keep in mind this is supposed to be a real person during a “reality” show. It feels like you could spin her around and find a little panel in her back because she’s a robot. That’s a dumb idea of course, but it makes at least as much sense as thinking that big moose is a human girl from earth.
ANNOYING UPDATE: this audio was originally on TMZ but now it’s down everywhere, so here’s a transcript of what was said. You’re just gonna have to take my word on it.
WOMAN: And I also wanna get that Bruce and Khloe beat, where Khloe tells Bruce that she thinks…she considers him a real dad(*).
MAN: I think that should happen, like, literally right before they walk down the aisle, don’t you think?
WOMAN: I doubt she’s gonna be thinking that right when they walk down the aisle, but when he’s in there with her, after he walks her mom, it can happen.
MAN: Ok, sounds good.
WOMAN: Finally, when Bruce comes up for Khloe – and that’s where you can get your beat, where Khloe says that thing to Bruce – she backpedals just for, like, maybe 10 steps and then let her go because Abby’s gonna pick her coming down the line.
(*) note: her actual real dad, OJ Simpson defense attorney Robert Kardashian, died in 2003.
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gigantic ho
Reality tv…sucking miles and miles of cock since Survivor
Robot?
That’s a fucking Frankenstein!
Fraunkensteen?
What knockers!
I dunno… I’m kicking in the fucking quotes. There’s just nothing here to work with.
Survivor is the best again. They even have a certifiable sociopath and some hotties.
id hit it
http://theoverrated.com
I like The Biggest loser.
It’s so inspirational. So motivational. Makes me feel like I can conquer the world!
…and Fat People are funny when they fall.
Personally…..
…I like “Hoarders” on A&E……
…I’d love to find where they dump their stuff….so I could take it home….
As far as the post goes……
…Wow….a nobody who is a dumbfuck!
Who could have seen that one coming….?
So I guess Brend0n got bored with the Timber-Biel story already? Sheesh.
SsnakeOil…..
…who wants to read about Biel without tits photos?
If I happen to be sitting among a bank of computers & users and can’t help peeking at the hot chic’s Facebook that she’s scrolling through next to me…
Shit - I think I lost where I was going with that…
Is that creepy?
What’s the longest running reality show?
big girls need l . . . . who am I kidding
how many more months of this yeti do we have?
king kong kardashian and the rest of her idiot family wouldn’t know sincere if it walked up to them on the street, smacked ‘em across the face and said “hey! i’m sincere!”
i like bored to death, best new show on tv
DD I will sign up for that job: walk up, smack em and say “Sincerely!” If they manage to say “Sincerely what?” I can say “Sincerely fuck off and die”. I’d have Whoopi explain to the world that it wasn’t “assault, assault”.
Since she likes black men, does that make her a chocolate mousse?
So word on the street is Diane’s got a new victim.
Try not to turn this one gay, k? Mazol tov ;)