Lindsay Lohan is in Singapore today, which pisses me off to no end. How come this bitch gets to go to Singapore? I want to go to Singapore. Jesus, she doesn’t even do anything! Hopefully someone will kidnap her and sell her to a “Taken’-esque white slavery ring, but I’m pessimistic because white slavery is pretty much my answer to everything, and I’ve been burned too many times before.
All she does here is look ugly and watch some street performer do magic tricks. She seem’s impressed, but keep in mind that she’s practically retarded. If she get’s even 1 point dumber she’ll have to be kept on a leash. Too bad this guy didn’t pull a quarter from behind her ear. By tonight she’d be in the ER with her hand and wrist stuck in her ear. “I thought there might be more.”