Lindsay Lohan has no business at an acting award ceremony of course, so she did not attend the Emmys Sunday night. She is an alcoholic drug-addict however, so she very much did attend the Emmy after-parties, including one at the Chateau Marmont.
When she stumbled out “definitely drunk” around 3:30am, she was in no mood for the paparazzi. As she ducked down to drink do drugs have sex with something hide, they asked things like “are yoo a bade influence on your seester?”
Then, as if to answer “yes”, she took a can of Amstel Light and threw it at them. Luckily there just happened to be an open can of beer in her hand, even though she doesn’t drink. Maybe that cars back seat makes Amstel Light. Do they have cars like that? I didn’t think they did but Lindsay doesn’t drink or lie, so it’s the only logical explanation.
she is from rhode island!
I’d pork her cut that never heals.
Oh brother.
Out of her pussy? If not, don’t care.
PS. Pumpkin butter farts smell quite horrible.
again, still no tits. But there was a shred of mean spirits in there which is nice to see that make a return.
She should be shot in the face for going to a party where Amstel Light was served…then shot again for it being in a can.
I though she drank Zima Light.
She’s one classy girl.
RedRage, pumpkin butter is delicious! But beware of the shits it’s likely to give you….
…your porthole is gonna be slicker than a Minnesota roof in January.
Brend*n must use the same key board that I use…….
my momma makes homemade pumpkin butter…iz delish.
i’ve decided linds would make a good scarecrow. what with her stringy straw-like hair and freaky puffy lipped face. someone shove a broomstick up her ass and bring her to me. thanks!
pump-kin butter? is that what rednecks use instead of KY jelly?
cant wait for family day at rehab - they will all be there already
Rusty +1 (isn’t KY the contraction for Kentucky?)
It’s only a matter of time before LiLo is chucking half-consumed cans of Sterno at the paps
Diane - I’m on the case. I need your address to make the spcial delivery.
It are goes good with pizza.
thanks, pndb. ok, so you turn left at the conoco station, go down a ways…prolly about 2 miles, hang a right at the 3rd mailbox, it turns into a gravel road right there…then go another mile down and round the bend….and there you are.
Finks, give me the drugs.
In my state, you can be arrested for having an open container in the vehicle:
It is against the law for drivers or their passengers to consume alcohol or possess an open container of alcohol.
Linds is on tape tossing one out the window, but I guess it’s safe because the cops are all out guarding Leann Rimes luggage.
Well, pumpkin butter doesn’t taste so great in a gas state.