Michael Jackson died on June 25th, and it may seem odd that his family hasn’t buried him yet, but remember this: the Jacksons are a bunch of fucking retards.
But now, just 71 days after his death, MSNBC says today may be the day.
Michael Jackson’s burial will finally take place at Glendale Forest Lawn Memorial Park on Thursday. He’ll be laid to rest near many of his longtime heroes, such as Walt Disney and Nat King Cole.
Aside from immediate family, expect Jackson family confidants, such as Rev. Al Sharpton, to attend the 4 p.m. PT burial.
As for the ceremony itself, “it won’t be a religious one,” according to the family source. “The kids (Paris, Prince and Blanket) might say something, too, but the plan is to have (Jackson’s brother) Randy deliver the eulogy.”
The family has said it wants this to be a private event; however, sources close to the clan say to expect to see “private” portions surface on the A&E reality show about the Jackson brothers that is currently being taped.
Of course it’s gonna be filmed for a TV show. Why wouldn’t it be. What’s the point in burying someone if you can’t make any money off it? They probably had to wait so long to finish a Michael mannequin to go in the coffin, because Joe ground his bones into a powder months ago. He stirs it up as a drink and sells it to aspiring singers. If you want Joe to wear a big scary witch doctors mask while you stand in a circle of candles on the spot where Michael died as you drink it, that’s extra.
HEY ASSHOLE
Fucking fuck.
You’re quick today Crabbus
YES!
geraldo rivera was on howard stern this week saying how michael really did not have a nose, i dont know why that shocked me…
I’M CALLING YOU OUT
NO MESSIN’ AROUND
NO YELLIN’ AT SIGNS
STRAIGHT ASS MOVIN’
they better put a stake through his heart before they seal the wall.
I’ll bring the garlic and the cross.
I’ll be back in a few minutes.
I just got a notice that says I have to report to the Mustard Station.
Fuck Al Sharpton, that media clown gets his hands into everything.
http://theoverrated.com
This story needs to die.
Crabbus posts remind me of that scene in The Crow, I think it’s after T-Bird dies, when the dude is bouncing off the walls, spilling his liquor, and telling the other thugs what happened.
The head thug says maybe we should rewind this shit and play it back in slow mo.
Almost forgot:
Ride Lo
Crabbus shut the fuck up already. You’re not funny, vexatious if anything.
Does anyone know when Mike Rowe’s funeral is?
DTF - the T-Bird death scene is my favorite from the movie… great soundtrack too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h7rNYJ424w
RIP, Mike Rowe
NIGZ AND PIGZ EAT FIGZ WHILE DANCIN THEY JIGZ
Mind if DB does a J?
Skank: (fast and hysterically] That’s him! That’s him! But he looked different. He was all painted up white like some sort of dead whore! I seen him! T-Bird he sent me in some road beers, right? Then he took him away. But, I chased him down. And he flash fried T-bird to his fucking car! Aww, T-Bird here’s to you buddy.
[drinks his flask]
Skank: Fire it up! Fire it up! Fire it up!
Top Dollar: Maybe we oughta just video tape this, play it back in slow motion.
Top Dollar: Did you see the grave?
Grange: Empty.
Skank: [still hysterical] Grave? What grave? What about my fucking grave?
[Grange pushes him away]
Grange: Three out of four. He’s working his way to this speed freak right here.
Skank: [still hysterical] It’s not fair. It’s Funboy’s fault. That boy was outta control. T-bird, he came in, said…
[whistles]
Skank: Waste them both! And now this ghost gonna kill my ass next!
[Top Dollar suddenly slaps him down]
Jon Bonnet Ramsey had a quicker funeral