The Thursday morning headlines are hosted by this sexy ass German guy who shuffles around in a circle for over 5 minutes to ‘Sunshine’ by alex M.O.R.P.H. At the 3 minute mark, just when you think things are starting to cool down, the music kicks back up and his hot moves go right along with it. I actually went and bought some panties just so I could throw them at the screen as I squealed with delight.
BRAD PITT – spent $82,000 on a custom home for the family (brace yourself) gerbils. To be fair, it’s not that the gerbil house is that fancy, they just had to add a bunch of locks and monitors so Zahara wouldn’t have a flashback and eat them. (the enquirer)
KATHERINE HEIGL – is adopting a 10-month-old “special needs” girl from Korea. It may seem nice of her to adopt a kid like that, but her diabolical ass probably just wanted a retarded one so when she forgets to feed it or leaves it in a hot car she can tell the cops, “it was fucked up like that when I got it.” (star)
NICOLE RICHIE – gave birth to a son yesterday, and just in case having her and Joel Madden for parents wasn’t embarrassing enough, they named him ‘Sparrow James Midnight Madden’. Or as he’ll be known in the 6th grade, “That Kid Lying Face Down In The Mud And Clutching His Stomach In Pain.” (us.com)
Fuck Heigl.
Just the simple thought of someone coming up to that spinning German fink with a Louisville Slugger, lining up square to his temple, and go Ted Williams, hit a homer for a retard style on his ass. Just hit him until the gay is gone.
Well, this is another waste of electrons.
hmm…that simple thought soothes my soul. damn ADD.
It’s simple as to why Heigl’s adopting a retard. You have to match up the personalities or it’ll never work out.
if she were to get a normal kid, it’d be kinda like tripping acid with strangers for her.
i hope the adopted kid of katherine heigl bites her hand, because katerine bit the hand that fed her on every project she has every done, ole jiminy cricket in the face looking bitch
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brad pitt could spend 3 billion on a fort for those gypsies and it still wouldn’t stop a dedicated pedophile from converting every one of them into a goobersmoocher.
brad pitt smooches goober all the time. his bitch’s dick is bigger than his.
Speaking of Brad Pitt, remember that movie Hackers from 1995 - ‘96? Angelina looked pretty hot in that.
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Ssnake. love the actor on your Avatar, It’s a shame he died so fucking young!
I have no problem with the Pitt story. It’s like one of us spending $7.95 on a gerbil house. He already put a lot into charities — let him spend his money however he wants.
People should have to submit names for their kids prior to getting pregnant. If you can’t come up with something that makes sense, well, sorry, no kids for you.
Is that Fredo Corleone in your avatar, Ssnake?
There used to be this old couple here in Austin that I would see at shows all the time who wore matching silver spandex body suits and bedazzled baseball caps. The woman danced kind of like that German dude and the guy danced like he was listening to Devo no matter what kind of music was playing. Just kind of jerky and spazzy with lots of kicking and karate chops.
I miss those guys.
Pepper–
John Cazale, RIP. I had no idea at the time that he was engaged to Meryl Streep.
“Dog Day Afternoon” is one of the greats.
He only made 5 movies:
Dog Day Afternoon
Godfather 1 & 2
The Conversation
Deer Hunter
You can get those retard Korean kids in the bargain bin at Pier 1. 2 for $10. I give her six months before those kids are sold at a garage sale. Goodwill won’t take them anymore.
Sal, what country do you want to go to?
Sunny, I want to go to Wyoming.
Sal , Wyoming is not a ……
Ssnake, he and Meryl bought my friends apartment at 271 Central Park West.
Kids name sounds like they used that refrigerator poetry shit to name it
great…as if heigelmeiser wasn’t already annoying enough. now she’s got a shit-smearing slope to drag around with her.
I’ve heard of buying publicity but adopting publicity is a new low…
Adopting retard Koreans is so 2005.