09.30.2009 morning headlines

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LADY GAGA - is defending Kanye Wests behavior at the VMAs. “He’s a good guy and everybody makes mistakes, and he feels so f****** bad. He really does. Everyone likes to focus on gossip, but he’s changed music and he’s really prolific and an incredible person, and I think it’s unfair to judge somebody on one mistake they’ve made.” This should help change your opinion about Kanye, from now until the moment you read the very next sentence. (the sun)

KANYE WEST - threw a hissy fit at benefit show organized by Common. “After spotting a man eating chicken, West blurted, ‘Why wasn’t I offered chicken? You want me to perform for free, [and] everyone is eating… why am I not eating?’ When the waitress explained that he never asked for food, ‘He yelled, ‘Well, I’m asking now!’ After receiving chicken, he allegedly proceeded to take a bite and then throw the rest in the trash.” No one was injured, but this picture of a baby panda was taken at the scene. (vibe)

WOLVERINE, JAMES BOND - the new play “A Steady Rain,” starring Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig, has set the Broadway record for the highest weekly ticket sales of a non-musical play, earning $1.17 million. The old record was 41 dollars, set back before “things that are fun” was invented. (reuters)

HEATHER LOCKLEAR - made her first appearance on the set of ‘Melrose Place’ yesterday, and she looked awesome considering she’s 48. Ashlee “Second Best” Simpson had this to say, “aww god dammit.” (pacific coast. hq jump here)


(132) Comments

  1. Rusty Sanchez 09/30/2009 11:28

    Morning fuckers

  2. Rusty Sanchez 09/30/2009 11:29

    I’m commin for you Watt

  3. Watt 09/30/2009 11:29

    NIGZ AND PIGZ EAT FIGZ WHILE DANCIN THEY JIGZ

  4. Rusty Sanchez 09/30/2009 11:29

    I loved Fall Guy

  5. Watt 09/30/2009 11:30

    I’d bang that cougar.

  6. Rusty Sanchez 09/30/2009 11:30

    Damn slow connection.

  7. Watt 09/30/2009 11:30

    Fuck post lag.

  8. Rusty Sanchez 09/30/2009 11:33

    I love Heather Locklear. It sucks for Ashlee Simpson who is half her age but doesnt look half as good.

  9. RemSteale 09/30/2009 11:36

    Wow, Heather Locklear. Lynda Carter for the 80’s crowd

  10. pepper 09/30/2009 11:38

    I hate to ask, but…. what was for dessert?

  11. DarkCherry 09/30/2009 11:38

    seriosuly is there anything cuter than a baby panda?

  12. Rusty Sanchez 09/30/2009 11:39

    Morning Rem, I would love to see Linda and Heather scissor each other. Oh and I switched from Cinemax to Showtime and finally got to see Dexter. I’m hooked.

  13. RemSteale 09/30/2009 11:40

    Baby Polar Bears??

  14. RemSteale 09/30/2009 11:41

    Dexter is just the bollocks Rusty.

    But yeah, Heather and Lynda scissoring with Catherine Bach oiling them down would fulfill a few youthful fantasies for me

  15. DarkCherry 09/30/2009 11:42

    i thought bollocks was bad rem? please explain…

  16. Rusty Sanchez 09/30/2009 11:43

    Oh no you didnt just throw Catherine Bach into the mix! Please excuse me for a few minutes.

  17. Rusty Sanchez 09/30/2009 11:44

    Cali, its like saying it’s the shit.

  18. Woodsman 09/30/2009 11:44

    Wow. She has held together pretty well. Love the photo of the two Larrys checking out her ass while she adjusts her hemline! Why was Oprah’s sister on the set?

  19. RemSteale 09/30/2009 11:45

    Dogs Bollocks = Best thing ever

  20. SomeoneluvsU 09/30/2009 11:46

    Heather is the hot.

    http://tinyurl.com/ychxwcm
    (Roman Polanski version)

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