09.21.2009 neil patrick harris is a pro

I’ve never seen ‘Two and a Half Men’ but I still know it sucks and I hate it (even though they’ve had the good sense to guest cast Megan Fox and my beloved Paget Brewster, who is tied with Amy Poehler as the best comedy actress alive). It may seem presumptuous to hate something I’ve never seen, but I’ve never witnessed a family being burned alive in a car either and yet I’m confident when I say I bet it’s unpleasant.

Point being, Neil Patrick Harris probably should have won the Emmy for Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy, so he was right to throw a hissy fit when he didn’t. This video (part 2 on the other side) is moments after he lost to Jon Cryer of ‘Two and a Half Men’.  I would have done the same thing, except with way more profanity and more than likely the N-word a few times because I get nervous in front of crowds and make inappropriate jokes.

(39) Comments

  1. TheOverrated 09/21/2009 11:32

    coolest guy ever..who even cares if he is gay…
    NPH is my homie
    http://theoverrated.com

  2. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 09/21/2009 11:36

    So Jon Cryer beat Tracy Morgan? That’s all I need to know that these awards are worthless.

  3. RemSteale 09/21/2009 11:37

    Legen - wait for it - dary

  4. Just the Tip 09/21/2009 11:38

    …but what did Kanye think?!
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    That bit’s just a little run the fuck into the ground now, huh?

  5. Tom Foolery 09/21/2009 11:40

    Gay guys=less competition for straight guys

  6. RemSteale 09/21/2009 11:40

    “Jon, Imma let you speak, but Neil Patrick Harris is the funniest guy in the world”

  7. dirtydiane 09/21/2009 11:41

    are you gonna scratch his eyes out, doogie?

  8. Tom Foolery 09/21/2009 11:42

    Zombie: IT single-handedly ruined clowns for our generation

  9. Zombie 09/21/2009 11:42

    Brend0n should be executed for his first line of this post. Executed I say!

  10. DB's Treasure 09/21/2009 11:42

    “I’ve never seen ‘Two and a Half Men’ but I still know it sucks and I hate it…”

    I cannot express how much funnier that show is than the writing on this site.

  11. DarkCherry 09/21/2009 11:45

    little late on the comment but i too loved Faith Hill’s look (for different reasons) but idk. i don’t want to wear shoulder pads no matter how “in” they are.

  12. RemSteale 09/21/2009 11:46

    Two and a half men is a fucking legend show.

    I love the one where Charlie visits Alan’s ex during her divorced women’s get together.

  13. Prom Night Dumpster Baby 09/21/2009 11:47

    NPH is so cool I would prolly allow him to blow DB is he asked me.

  14. DB's Treasure 09/21/2009 11:48

    Cali, you won’t wear shoulder pads but you’ll idealize Gaga for wearing a Christmas reef around her dome and a red costume she scored off the Silent Hill set?

  15. Just the Tip 09/21/2009 11:48

    …speaking of half a man…

    Anyone catch the Frat’s ad on Craig’s List for a dwarf?

    Genius. I need a fucking dwarf for my Tailgates. Dress the lil’ bastard up like a football to punt around.

    “DWARF! COEDS! FETCH!”

  16. Watt 09/21/2009 11:50

    Its a funny show. How I met your mother is better.

  17. Just the Tip 09/21/2009 11:51

    “Two and a Half Men”…

    What is that? A menu item for the Homo Hotel’s room service?

  18. RemSteale 09/21/2009 11:51

    I have to ask Cali, what are the different reasons??

  19. DarkCherry 09/21/2009 11:51

    i would never wear shoulder pads because i think they look ridic on me.

    i would never actually wear any of the stuff Gaga wears, but i like it when she wears it.

    i mean… i’m sure you like chicks to wear stuff you yourself would never wear….

  20. Zombie 09/21/2009 11:53

    “Two & A Half Men” is the funniest show on television EVER. Anyone who doesn’t like it is either an uppity bitch or a total fucking homo. “How I Met Your Mother” s humorous only during NPH’s scenes. “30 Rock” and “Big Bang Theory” are pure nerdy garbage. Long live the Harpers.

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