09.14.2009 okay. thats enough.

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I don’t know what little girl decided the MTV VMA’s should be the same day as NFL opening weekend, but did anyone even watch that crap? And if so, why? Was it to see Lady GaGa and her shocking outfits? If so, I hate you.

There’s a thin line between “creative artist” and “f**king retard”. Anyone can do this dumb shit. It’s not hard. I can dress as a muffin with butter, or make a hat out of a crocodile head so my face is peeking out of its open mouth and the crocodile body hangs down my back like a cape. “Ohhh, look at me everyone, I’m a complex artist who refuses to conform with your safe little ideas about fashion.”

Actually, no. No I’m not. I just made up some dumb shit because I want attention. God these two fug morons deserve each other. When does that lady who ran Selena’s fan club get out? And when can she get a new gun?

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  1. TheOverrated 09/14/2009 13:24

    i think that red dress was see through…only up top though, her penis was hidden behind hanes under wear
    http://theoverrated.com

  2. dirtydiane 09/14/2009 13:25

    wow…i didn’t think it was possible to hate this fucked up bitch any more than i already did. thanks, B…you sure proved me wrong today.

  3. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 09/14/2009 13:28

    Just reading about the VMAs makes me want to jump directly into the path of a moving space shuttle, I can’t even imagine how many shoes I’d have thrown at my TV if I actually watched it.

  4. RedRage 09/14/2009 13:28

    Cali’s panties just got sloppy. If you had the option would you suck her cock first or lick her vagrino?

  5. Zombie 09/14/2009 13:28

    I don’t know what little girl decided the MTV VMA’s should be the same day as NFL opening weekend, but did anyone even watch this crap? And if so, why?

    ::tears up:: That was beautiful, man.

  6. pepper 09/14/2009 13:29

    Is this Prince Charles as a used tampon?

  7. dirtydiane 09/14/2009 13:31

    Is that Eminem in the last pic standing next to her? Whoever it is…look on his face is fucking priceless.

  8. Slaappy 09/14/2009 13:33

    I guess a part time clown does pay well?

  9. RedRage 09/14/2009 13:35

    Did she breast feed a heard of cattle? Those are some sloppy hangers.

  10. Watt 09/14/2009 13:35

    Yup that’s eminem

  11. RedRage 09/14/2009 13:37

    herd, ya heard?

  12. Zombie 09/14/2009 13:38

    Lady Gaga is a reincarnation of Gwen Stefani from 2005… on angel dust.

  13. DarkCherry 09/14/2009 13:38

    AHHHHHHH FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. Death to Finkle! 09/14/2009 13:41

    She looks like Nelly Olsen from Little House.

    Well, except for the cock. I assume Nelly wasn’t packin’…

  15. DB's Treasure 09/14/2009 13:42

    Cali, you don’t honest to God think these outfits she’s wearing are good looking? Do you?

  16. SomeoneluvsU 09/14/2009 13:43

    Eminem is starting to look like Bowser from Sha Na Na

  17. Watt 09/14/2009 13:43

    Fantastically retarded.

  18. Death to Finkle! 09/14/2009 13:44

    Scratch that. It’s the adopted daughter, Nancy, after Nellie moved away.

  19. Death to Finkle! 09/14/2009 13:46

    The hat on the little red number makes me want to snap into a Slim Jim.

  20. dirtydiane 09/14/2009 13:48

    if lady gag-gag had any credibility at all…she lost the last shred of it when she showed up with that douchenozzle

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