Nicholas Prugo, 18, was arrested Thursday morning, suspected of robbing the homes of Lindsay Lohan last month and Audrina Patridge back in February.
Lohan’s mother Dina tells PEOPLE, “Yes, we have found [him], God is good.”
Lohan’s Hollywood Hills home was burglarized last month by a young man and woman in which a safe was ripped out of the wall, and bags, shoes and jewelry were stolen.
In February, the apparent same pair broke into Patridge’s Los Angeles home and was caught on tape making off with several bags of her possessions.
Many people think Lindsay was very much a part of the break-in at her house, so it will be interesting to see what comes of this. Prugo was also involved when she was arrested for prostitution last year. Or maybe she wasn’t I don’t know. What am I, in the CIA or something. I can’t keep track of all this crap.
Besides who cares when Audrinas body is this ridiculous. I’m even over the eye thing. She could have eyes at the end of tentacles for all I care, LOOK AT THAT ASS. I would punch that kitty so hard sparks would be coming out of her. And then smoke. The fire marshal would have to come and give me a citation to get me off that ass.
(hq jump here. pictures of her throwing out the first pitch at a Dodgers game on 8.31 here. source = splash and wenn)
In theory a girl in a naked skintight catsuit should be hot, but Pink is so androgynous it’s hard to even know what her plan was two nights ago during a concert in Seattle. If she was trying to look sexy, she pretty much failed. However if her plan was to scare people into thinking she was Gozer the Gozerian, well then mission accomplished.
“Where do these stairs go?”
“They go up.”
People freak out whenever I call babies ugly, as if the f*cking baby is gonna read this and get it’s feelings hurt, but I’m pretty sure the rule giving them immunity was made before … um … before whatever the hell that is was born. According to her website, it’s Katherine Heigl with her newly adopted “special needs” baby from Korea. According to things I learned in comic books, it’s clearly a super baby who one day will rob banks by walking through it’s walls as police bullets bounce harmlessly off it’s impenetrable folds of lumpy skin.
I don’t like kids anyway, and I especially hate babies, but I very much do like Asian girls, and most little Asian kids are absolutely god damn adorable, way cuter than little white kids who usually suck, but this. Yikes. Was this adoption agency reputable? Because it’s like someone shaved a shar pei and gave her that. And by the time Katherine figures it out the check will have cleared. “Ha-ha, I got you money, Round Eye!”, Korea will say. “Dog baby you problem now, Woof-Woof!”
Kate Gosselin experimented with a new hairstyle earlier this week, then quickly realized that was madness, so she and her mullet and her woeful cleavage all reunited today at the Southern Women’s Show in Charlotte, NC (the what?). Oh and there’s more exciting news for Kate and the quickly fading memory of her kids wherever they may be…
Kate will be shooting the pilot for her proposed new TV show this weekend.
Kate is teaming up with Paula Deen, the Southern cooking expert for a show that is planned to have a mix of advice, health and beauty tips and celebrity gossip.
…the show is based on the popular Web site Mom Logic.
…the plan is to have multiple hosts with Paula and Kate … comedian Sandra Bernhard and Tammy Lynn Michaels have both been considered for the job. Michaels is married to singer Melissa Etheridge.
This is gonna be a big hit. 75 percent of the hosts for the show based on “mom logic” only had kids because of scientific wizardry, 50 percent are gay, and 25 percent left her kids 3000 miles away so she could be on TV. And then there’s Paula Deen. This is gonna kill in the demographic of barren women who hate kids and maybe men but love cooking with tons of butter. It seems so obvious in hindsight.
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Picking up trash because you punch girls in the face got a little bit sexier today when Chris Brown took off his shirt after a hard day of court ordered public service. He’s a jackass but he’s got good abs, I’ll give him that.
Back in Louisiana, I had a black friend named Curtis and he was built like one of the X-Men, like 220 pounds and all ripped out for no reason. As if his mom had been raped by a bear or something. For a while me and another friend had a theory that he was Batman. And one day I asked Curtis how the hell this happened because he’d never touched a weight in his life, and he patted his stomach and said, “it’s all those white girls man.” But I don’t think he knew either because I was sleeping with white girls too and I didn’t look like that.
Another time me and him were driving around and some hicks in a truck started yelling at us and he told me to pull over. And so I did. And then they did. And before I knew what was happening he took off his shirt and jumped out of the car and ran after them screaming like a lunatic and they sped off as fast as their POS truck would take them. And he got back in the car and I said, “what the hell are you doing”. And he said, “nah it’s cool. White boys are scared of big niggas.” And I said, “you are gonna put your shirt back on, right?”
My stories rarely go anywhere or have any point, in case you hadn’t noticed.
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Jennifer Love Hewitts head is on the cover of this months Shape magazine and let’s get one thing clear: I only care about me, and I’m very handsome so this doesn’t matter to me one way or the other, but if I were capable of human feelings such as compassion for others I would be outraged.
This bitch carries on all the time about “loving who you are” and “I look great I’m not fat”, then she blatantly lies about what she is and how she looks. If she’s telling people she’s a size 2, even as she clearly looks like hell, girls who are a size 6 must be ready to kill themselves. They must think they’re a monster.
Those bikini pictures in Hawaii were taken 6 weeks ago. Amputees don’t lose as many inches as she somehow did overnight for the cover of Shape. And the sidewalk candid’s are from 3 days ago. You’re not foolin me, big ass.
(full size side-by-side here. hq jump here)
