09.09.2009 pam is dating an electrician

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Unless you consider being punched repeatedly “lucky”, Pam Anderson hasn’t had much luck with relationships. Probably because she keeps dating the same type of guy. So now she’s mixing it up a little and dating an electrician.  People magazine says…

They say water and electricity don’t mix, but for eternal beach bunny Pamela Anderson, there’s nothing like taking a dip in the ocean with new surfer boyfriend Jamie Padgett.
A bikini-clad Anderson, 42, was spotted out at the beach in Malibu with her buff boyfriend, who’s an electrician. The pair reportedly met a few months ago at a trailer park where the former wife of Kid Rock was staying while work was being done on her house.

I thought Hollywood people only dated regular people in movies where they trade places with a commoner who happens to look just like them. Such as ‘Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties”. Or ‘It Takes Two’ starring the Olsen Twins. Or ‘Switching Goals’ starring the Olsen Twins.  That was the last time they switched places and got into adorable mischief, and also their last popular movie.  The message is clear: if your a twin in a movie, and you’re not switching places, fuck you.

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  1. SomeoneluvsU 09/09/2009 11:00

    Frankentits

  2. Joliet Jake 09/09/2009 11:04

    Are sparks flying?

    *sits down in corner*

  3. SinDs 09/09/2009 11:04

    she’s looking slightly weathered

  4. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 09/09/2009 11:05

    I am having a difficult time figuring out whether or not I would still bang her.

    I mean I probably would for nostalgia’s sake but I may have to irradiate my penis afterwards.

  5. Tom Foolery 09/09/2009 11:05

    I will pass on the case of hepatitis good sir.

  6. DB's Treasure 09/09/2009 11:06

    If it weren’t for the Hep C I’d say I would slay this cougar all night, into the morning.

  7. Rokan 09/09/2009 11:07

    I would check her for worms. I believe I could find a new species of twat-parasite in her vag.

  8. Veracity 09/09/2009 11:10

    Her vag IS the Parasite

  9. SsnakeOil 09/09/2009 11:11

    She’s just a caricature of what she thinks sexy should look like. It’s not working for me…

  10. evilmalcomnorris_the2cumming 09/09/2009 11:12

    everyone knows that surfer’S are on meth. so, i guess he’s her pusher

  11. Veracity 09/09/2009 11:12

    Sucks the life out of what ever living thing goes near it.

    I wouldn’t be surprised if she shared her breakfast with the fuckin thing!

  12. DB's Treasure 09/09/2009 11:12

    I’d bang her with the fury of a thousand hungry chimps.

  13. Ever 09/09/2009 11:13

    *you’re

  14. SsnakeOil 09/09/2009 11:14

    That thing has been hammered, flogged, pounded, eaten, regurgitated, eaten again… all before lunch.

    Fucking mess.

  15. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 09/09/2009 11:14

    DO NOT WANT…and haven’t wanted for years. Think of the confirmed list of douche bags who have been up in that. Both her and Carmen Electra are not aging well at all. Pam is diseased as well. Butchered tits and 2 kids later AFTER she was taking tommy cock for years. He’s hung like a donkey, she would laugh / complain about anything under 10 inches.

  16. Veracity 09/09/2009 11:14

    Besides, after Tommy…… Dude. Who or what the fuck is ever going to be able to fill that HUGE VOID ever again?

    That guys dick looks like my 3 year old sons arm for Christ sake.

  17. SuperB 09/09/2009 11:15

    Oh Pam…why Pam why…

    /breaks out the Pam and Tommy download for nostalgia

  18. SsnakeOil 09/09/2009 11:15

    New band name: Twatfloggers.

  19. Veracity 09/09/2009 11:16

    figures, DDM beat me to it yet again.. lol

  20. SuperB 09/09/2009 11:16

    DDM, I blame Dennis Rodman. His spooge must have some property that turns them into hag

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