09.15.2009 Paris Hilton is a good person

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Paris Hilton was in Milan, Italy last night, and during an event at a “gay friendly” club, she initially refused to hold a sign that read, “Stop Homophobia”. Later she said it was a misunderstanding. I was so impressed, I went and told her so.

ME: Hey Paris. I’m glad you held up that sign. I feel the same way, I think gay people should have the same rights as everyone else.

PARIS: (nsfw language)

ME: Am I a faggot? What does, I mean no but … look, never mind. I just think you and I agree on this and might have more in common than I thought.

PARIS: (nsfw language)

ME: You know what never mind. You’re a fuckin idiot.

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  1. KevKaos 09/15/2009 15:21

    First?

  2. RedRage 09/15/2009 15:21

    Cue the coyote!

  3. KevKaos 09/15/2009 15:21

    Yeah, damn right.

  4. TheOverrated 09/15/2009 15:22

    paris hilton is about as attractive as a herpe sore during a smoke session
    http://theoverrated.com

  5. KevKaos 09/15/2009 15:23

    Maybe we can hire those coyotes to drag Paris off. Awww, who am I kidding? Even a coyote wouldn’t eat Paris. hehe wink wink nudge nudge

  6. TheOverrated 09/15/2009 15:24

    like it really is a surprise that paris would be a bigot thou?

  7. GivinUpTheFight 09/15/2009 15:24

    Dammit its been like a week since we’ve seen or heard from her. I really was hoping she had died.

  8. Headly 09/15/2009 15:24

    I’m surprised she has an opinion on anything at all. It’s like finding out your lamp can talk.

  9. leftnutofjesus 09/15/2009 15:25

    Make that 3 niiggers. I’m here.

  10. leftnutofjesus 09/15/2009 15:26

    Headly, do not offend lamps. It’s kinda like reading a novel written by your pubes.

  11. DB's Treasure 09/15/2009 15:26

    Kanye, Jessica’s dog, now this…

    …it’s an unjust world

  12. DB's Treasure 09/15/2009 15:28

    http://i27.tinypic.com/5nrprk.jpg

  13. Headly 09/15/2009 15:28

    Good point, lefty. And I’d like to read a novel written by my pubes. They probably remember more stuff than I do…

  14. pepper 09/15/2009 15:28

    I’m a Kev with out any morals, I’d Hit it!

  15. Watt 09/15/2009 15:29

    I’d have held up this sign

    SFW http://www.geekologie.com/2009/01/22/road-sign-1.jpg

  16. leftnutofjesus 09/15/2009 15:29

    I’d still hit it. I’d tuck and roll my whole body into that pussy and scream out, “Olly Olly Oxen Freeeee.”

  17. RedRage 09/15/2009 15:30

    Imagine being her boyfriend? I mean maybe it would be an interesting novelty at first, but then reality hits. You can’t walk by anything reflective without her trying to lick her reflection off of it and then
    you realize she’s had more people inside of her than a 10 year old rental car.

  18. SCUM 09/15/2009 15:30

    I am not scared of gays therefor I am not homophobic, however I am Parisphobic.

  19. dirtydiane 09/15/2009 15:31

    i’m gonna go out on a limb and say paris thinks that homophobia has something to do with shoes or phones.

  20. Watt 09/15/2009 15:31

    I’m scared of the troll that lives in her vagina

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