Last night Paula Abdul channeled all her seething contempt for Ellen DeGeneres and opened the 2009 VH1 Divas concert by doing an impression of her. Meaning she dressed like a man and danced like she was smuggling something packed inside her anus. A better impression of Ellen would have been to have sex with Portia de Rossi, but only if we all went back to 1990 first. Point being, about an hour ago on twitter, Ellen condescendingly patted Paula on the head and told her to run along now.
Paula- you’re hilarious. You’ve left me some big shoes to fill…unfortunately I don’t wear high heels. Nothing but love for you too.
Yes it must be intimidating to have to follow Paula Abdul. So much preparation must be involved, like knowing which way to point your chair during the show, and the ability to recognize your name when called upon.
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How ’bout a ‘new up’, fuckers. I’m sitting over there with my finger up my ass… wait, never mind.
Watt can help you with that problem..
Damn, Paula really does suck something awful. Not only is she a pilled up drunk, but she’s also a bitter old bat. Ellen was offered millions of dollars to step in for Paula after she had left the show….
…what goes through the mind of that insane woman? If you quit/leave your job then the position must be filled. A downs syndrome child stuffing carrot sticks up his nose could compute that common sense.
The Saints are going to carve up Philly like an Emo kids arm.
the sad thing is that pepper can’t count and Paula is a cunt
Twitter: the new-age tool for trash-talking and gossip.
Fuck Twatter
So did we ever see Cali’s boy short pics?
No but we did see some dude with his shirt off flexing for a bunch of other dudes.
Kinda glad I missed that. Since its after 5 EDT, I guess hoping for titty pics today is pointless.
What does this moron have to be bitter about?! She left the damn show! I picture her with carrots up her nose waiting for her next gig.
Ssnake, you’re just repeating fragments of my earlier comment.
Now Ellen can retaliate by dressing up as Paula and talking incoherently. I’m sure NPD will be all over that.
I know, DB, I should have used emphasis on the *her* nose… oh well.
I’ll shut up now.