Picking up trash because you punch girls in the face got a little bit sexier today when Chris Brown took off his shirt after a hard day of court ordered public service. He’s a jackass but he’s got good abs, I’ll give him that.
Back in Louisiana, I had a black friend named Curtis and he was built like one of the X-Men, like 220 pounds and all ripped out for no reason. As if his mom had been raped by a bear or something. For a while me and another friend had a theory that he was Batman. And one day I asked Curtis how the hell this happened because he’d never touched a weight in his life, and he patted his stomach and said, “it’s all those white girls man.” But I don’t think he knew either because I was sleeping with white girls too and I didn’t look like that.
Another time me and him were driving around and some hicks in a truck started yelling at us and he told me to pull over. And so I did. And then they did. And before I knew what was happening he took off his shirt and jumped out of the car and ran after them screaming like a lunatic and they sped off as fast as their POS truck would take them. And he got back in the car and I said, “what the hell are you doing”. And he said, “nah it’s cool. White boys are scared of big niggas.” And I said, “you are gonna put your shirt back on, right?”
My stories rarely go anywhere or have any point, in case you hadn’t noticed.
(hq jump here. source = splash news online)
i told everyone in virgina that today was bring your poop to chris day…wonder if they listened..
http://youareoverrated.com/
A piece of garbage picking up the trash.
Top row, 5th pic: …and then I said, ‘If you dont shut yo mouth Rihanna, I’m gonna knock the taste out of it, bitch!’
Finally a black wearing work boot’s doing some work.
Good ironic observation Scum. Well done.
pic # six annoys me, need to change that look on his face. a blowout on an 18 wheeler mowing him down when hes on the highway shoulder picking cotton er garbage up would work for me
Scum, you’re a Leafs fan?
I’m afraid of big nigs
RR, no I just like giving DB shit. Always like Mats Sundin though.
Watt, he is 6’2″ and 153 lbs.
I’ve just about had it with people talkin’ shit about Michael Jackson and how they aren’t going to his final concert. You people need to shut the hell up and go to the concert because if you don’t, he WILL get your kids to jack him off. That’s not a threat, that’s a promise, mutherfucker.
Sorry, but that’s been building up for a while.
Watt, you’re afraid of Oprah? Are you a Big Mac combo? if so, I understand your fears.
Scum, Sundin will retire this year. He just got married and will not come back.
Not him brend0ns friend
Brend0n can’t spell exercise
Love the t-shirt on the fat ass in photo #14 – “Stop Teen Violence.” Ironic.
Good thing for Ike…I mean Chris that he’s not in prison because I don’t think the pants below the asscheeks would a good look for him there.
Oprah would eat me.
Watt Oprah wouldn’t eat you. She’d lick you like a tootsie pop until there was nothing left.
Please pleas let that story about your friend in your car be true. So funny.
At least his pants fit.
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